A NEW EMPLOYEE AT ROYAL MAIL HQ

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Has anyone been on to the Royal Mail website yet. Well if not meet their new employee Sarah



http://www.royalmail.com/portal/rm/cust ... d=70300706

[apple]

I don't understand what you mean. Please try searching again.

asked where my £400 was and got this, think my DOM has had a sex change

[DirtyHarry]

Corrrrrrrr

Dare I ask her if she gets her tits out for the lads? I just might.

Sorry, but I can't think of a more intelligent question. Well, I never said I was Einstein.

[Night Tonic]

I asked her:

"Where are my glasses" and got:

"Take a look at some common reasons why this may have happened."

[norbert]

I don't understand what you mean. Please try searching again.

asked where my £400 was and got this, think my DOM has had a sex change

: nothing on the site about the latest attempt at self publicity, , it's when he went through the 80's designer stubble phase , scruffy c**t , what a example to set , there was a time when people could be sent home for looking like that .

[DGP1]

I asked 'What is the meaning of life?'
and I got.

Do you mean:

How can I find out more about Parcelforce Worldwide Services?
My answer is:

Parcel to send to the UK or world wide? It's easy to book online.

Parcelforce Worldwide Services

So it is true, all it does is hear whatever it wants to

[Stormproof]

Same system on Sky's website, I bet :lfo would love us to be automated robots

[dvbuk55]

I asked "What will I be when I grow up"

She said "A dickhead"

One hell of a shrewd judge of character that lass!

[BELIAL]

I asked where all my deferred wages ie. pension went. I can not repeat the reply , Bob would fall off his stool.
Sarah you cyber siren you

[sparkx]

I Typed:-

"Dinner?" - Reply - "HM Forces Mail lets you stay in touch with serving men and women, at whatever location, using their British Foces Post Office (BFPO) address".

"I've run over a dog" - Reply - "f your Redirection is about to run out, you can renew it online quickly and securely".

"I've won the lottery" - Reply - "You can make your customer data work harder for you with our range of Address Data Products. Our Address Management products, including PAF, cover the whole of the UK".

"I want to french kiss a pigeon" - Reply - "HM Forces Mail lets you stay in touch with serving men and women, at whatever location, using their British Foces Post Office (BFPO) address".

"Can I take a full pension at 60?" - Reply - "Packing and addressing your items properly will ensure they arrive in good order".

"What are the 40" plasma screens for?" - Reply - "Sometimes, Royal Mail changes postcodes. Take a look at some common reasons why this may have happened".

"I love Alan" - Reply - "New prices came into effect for Royal Mail products and services on 7th April. Find all the detail you'll need by clicking on the attached link".

Sorry too much beer and got the giggles now, anyone get any sillier ones?

[sparkx]

I Typed:-

"Dinner?" - Reply - "HM Forces Mail lets you stay in touch with serving men and women, at whatever location, using their British Foces Post Office (BFPO) address".

"I've run over a dog" - Reply - "f your Redirection is about to run out, you can renew it online quickly and securely".

"I've won the lottery" - Reply - "You can make your customer data work harder for you with our range of Address Data Products. Our Address Management products, including PAF, cover the whole of the UK".

"I want to french kiss a pigeon" - Reply - "HM Forces Mail lets you stay in touch with serving men and women, at whatever location, using their British Foces Post Office (BFPO) address".

"Can I take a full pension at 60?" - Reply - "Packing and addressing your items properly will ensure they arrive in good order".

"What are the 40" plasma screens for?" - Reply - "Sometimes, Royal Mail changes postcodes. Take a look at some common reasons why this may have happened".

"I love Alan" - Reply - "New prices came into effect for Royal Mail products and services on 7th April. Find all the detail you'll need by clicking on the attached link".

Sorry too much beer and got the giggles now, anyone get any sillier ones?

Sorry to answer my own post but we have the answer to God the universe and everything: -

"Does God exist" - Reply - "Early Collectâ„¢ gives you the option to pick up your mail from the Delivery Office. It's available from 06.00 to 08.30, Monday to Saturday".

"Ham or Cheese?" - Reply - "Find out the weight restrictions and costs before you post anything heavy".

Wise words indeed

[TrueBlueTerrier]

I asked "Will summer lapsing work" - the reply -

We're sorry if you're experiencing problems with your Redirection. Let us help.

Wise words indeed -

[TrueBlueTerrier]

She has had a make over

http://www.royalmail.com/asksarah/form" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



Why are 2 men in a Van

My answer is:

To find out more about sending mail to the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man, including delivery times and exclusions.

[dvbuk55]

She has had a make over

http://www.royalmail.com/asksarah/form" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



Why are 2 men in a Van

My answer is:

To find out more about sending mail to the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man, including delivery times and exclusions.

Does two swallows make a......................spring/summer or something else

[POSTMAN]

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