Fake Postman Exposed After Turning Up For Work Wearing Trousers

[TrueBlueTerrier]

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A Rotherham man who has been masquerading as a postman for the past 6 months, blew his own cover last week when he turned up for a delivery round wearing long trousers.

Letter box fetishist Roland Dimple from Swinton had infiltrated the tight-knit ‘Postanista’ as it’s known in the local sorting office, and had gained daily unauthorised access to a wide range of otherwise inaccessible mail receptacles. But his reign of debauchery came to a sudden end last Thursday when the temperature dropped below zero, and he turned up for work in a pair of Farrah slacks.

“We knew something was wrong straight away,” said delivery manager Ashley Crevice, “A real postman wouldn’t be seen dead in long trousers until he’s seen a penguin wearing a Parka. We challenged Dimple straight away and he owned up to everything.”

This isn’t the first time Dimple has infiltrated a profession, only to be caught out by his own inattention to detail. Just last year we reported how a brief foray into the plumbing world to feed a lurid toilet pan fascination, came to a swift end after he turned up for a job on time, smiled and offered an old lady from Wath a decent price on some new bathroom taps.

[Celtic Postman]

Not long till April then

[Dorset Plodder]

Ha Ha A Postman wearing NOT wearing shorts in sub zero temperatures? He was bound to be caught out. Always a topic of conversation to customers gossiping. When I'm asked about wearing shorts I always say, "It's OK .......these are my WINTER shorts"!

[k979aaa]

When I started you were not allowed shorts and a tie was mandatory this was the first indignity of making us all look like clowns!

[crimson king]

Shorts and tie? I'm all for the Angus Young look, but there's limits!