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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main ... dp1201.xml




Shoulder-padded postwoman

This year, according to studies, fewer people will send Christmas cards than ever before. As email and text-message greetings replace more time-consuming (and costly) traditional methods, one shoulder-padded heroine has flown to the rescue of Royal Mail with the single aim of beguiling Britons to send a card this Christmas.

"Royal Mail have been trying to convince Joan Collins to front their campaign for months," says my source. "So they are delighted that she has finally agreed to do it. They see her as being just the right mix of glamour and practicality."

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Collins, 74, pictured above, who has fronted campaigns for Marks & Spencer and Rover in the past, is understood to have recorded a TV advertising campaign to go out this Christmas, although a spokesman for the star refused to elaborate. "I'm not allowed to say anything until the commercial is shown," he tells me.
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main ... dp1201.xml




Shoulder-padded postwoman

This year, according to studies, fewer people will send Christmas cards than ever before. As email and text-message greetings replace more time-consuming (and costly) traditional methods, one shoulder-padded heroine has flown to the rescue of Royal Mail with the single aim of beguiling Britons to send a card this Christmas.

"Royal Mail have been trying to convince Joan Collins to front their campaign for months," says my source. "So they are delighted that she has finally agreed to do it. They see her as being just the right mix of glamour and practicality."

Image

Collins, 74, pictured above, who has fronted campaigns for Marks & Spencer and Rover in the past, is understood to have recorded a TV advertising campaign to go out this Christmas, although a spokesman for the star refused to elaborate. "I'm not allowed to say anything until the commercial is shown," he tells me.


A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE STILL TRADITIONALLY NOSTALGIC WITH XMAS.
LOAD OF BOLLOX ABOUT EMAIL ETC.
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Yep quite agree, I send e-cards at Christmas to people but I still send them ordinary cards as that is what most people (including me) still prefer
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Post by KilliePostie »

Joan Collins is going to persuade the £ to send cards? the only thing she could persuade me to do is switch of the TV when she's on it. i'm surprised Crozier doesn't fancy getting himself all over the TV screens, or does he have an urgent appointment in front of the mirror that day/
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I just chucked away my copy of the Bitch and the Stud With old joan when she was a right little slut bucket... Now she will be giving it large for RM..

I always thought RM used people like pimps do and now it looks like thats just how it is!!!


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L Tommo wrote:I just chucked away my copy of the Bitch and the Stud With old joan when she was a right little slut bucket... Now she will be giving it large for RM..

I always thought RM used people like pimps do and now it looks like thats just how it is!!!


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"Bitch and the Stud With old joan when she was a right little slut bucket", i'm sorry but that is a disgusting comment to make, is this an episode of "life on Mars" or are we in 2007?
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Ground control to Major Tommo..

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Life on Mars or 2007??? Now i know wot time i would be in.. And i suppose u wish that as well...?

Now the old slapper Joanie has slept around on her films Just a little bit .. Wouldnt you say?? Ohhhhh atristic impression!!! Ohhh right!!! Ok then...

So a old bird that in her films slept around and got boshed from pillow to post is just the person RM need to show its new face to the public?>>??

A old has been... Just like RM want to show themselves no doubt???

So i will say no more about it and just wait till the great actress of the boudoir gets into her Moment and old Big Al n lil adams mushes loom on the silver
Screen as she gets another gobfull and all for the price of a Special Delivery.... I hope it comes on TV after the 2100 Watershed or there could be a few Mary Whitehouses ringing in for more bad news for ROYAL MAIL... But as old Andy Warhole said... "LEFT A BIT RIGHT A BIT JOAN... BANG ON... NOW SWALLOW!!!! GULP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

AND THATS YOUR 15 MINS OF FAME LOVE!!!

AND THATS A RAP!!! OUT :crazy:
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

sparkx wrote:
L Tommo wrote:I just chucked away my copy of the Bitch and the Stud With old joan when she was a right little slut bucket... Now she will be giving it large for RM..

I always thought RM used people like pimps do and now it looks like thats just how it is!!!


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"Bitch and the Stud With old joan when she was a right little slut bucket", i'm sorry but that is a disgusting comment to make, is this an episode of "life on Mars" or are we in 2007?
The Bitch and the Stud is available at :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bitch-Stud-Joan ... 786&sr=8-5

A Quote from Joan Collins: It's about two actresses who hate each other and have fallen on hard times.

"One has spent life playing the slut and the bitch, and one has always played the missionary worker or the goody two shoes. Guess which part I got.

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"One has spent life playing the slut and the bitch, and one has always played the missionary worker or the goody two shoes. Guess which part I got."
Well she was rubbish in the missionary position :wink:
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I wonder how far down the choice list Joanie was.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


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Good old joan!!

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k66yla wrote:I wonder how far down the choice list Joanie was.
Wot in my (SPECIAL) Video collection (WINK WINK) or to be the new/old face of RM and this "WONDERFUL PLACE TO WORK." ????? :shock:


Well i would of gone for Helena Christiensen OR Angelina Jolie... But if BIG AL n lil adam get off on old Joan then so be it!!! :d'oh! :so there :no no :crazy:

I wonder if she will be all dressed up like in DALLAS or more as in the BITCH???

I think the later would suit much more!!!

Wot say you K66YLA???

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