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i should not be allowed to watch firefly
i was watching war stories this morning and was about fifteen minutes into it when the doorbell rang, baring in mind i was in my pyjamas and alone in the house.
so, what do you do? well you could either answer the door, apologise for being semi-dressed, talk to the person and go back inside. or you could hide from them and pretend you weren’t in.
no, i went one better than that.
because i was in a wash kind of mind frame i was half-terrified and half-way-too-much-bravado’d so i switched the television off and threw myself onto the floor behind the couch, just threw myself about five foot across the room.
i’ve skinned both my knees and bruised my foot and it turned out it was the postman delivering something for me.
i should not be allowed to watch firefly.
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there really are far too many mental cases in this country.
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EHTrueBlueTerrier wrote:http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/postmen+are+my+enemies
i should not be allowed to watch firefly
i was watching war stories this morning and was about fifteen minutes into it when the doorbell rang, baring in mind i was in my pyjamas and alone in the house.
so, what do you do? well you could either answer the door, apologise for being semi-dressed, talk to the person and go back inside. or you could hide from them and pretend you weren’t in.
no, i went one better than that.
because i was in a wash kind of mind frame i was half-terrified and half-way-too-much-bravado’d so i switched the television off and threw myself onto the floor behind the couch, just threw myself about five foot across the room.
i’ve skinned both my knees and bruised my foot and it turned out it was the postman delivering something for me.
i should not be allowed to watch firefly.
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