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The 'Hot Doll' sex toy for dogs

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Dog owners need never be embarrassed again by their lovelorn pets as they mount the legs of guests, the postman and even stuffed toys.

The makers of 'Hot Doll'', which costs £350 and is the first sex toy for canines, claim the toy will make it easier to control and improve a dog's behaviour.


A spokesman for Feel Addicted, the French design firm who came up with the idea, said: "Dogs have sexual needs or domination problems, which push them to climb on various object such as cushions, teddy bears, and worst case on legs of you neighbours, guest, postman or your own.

"Hot Doll is designed to control this problem. Designed for dog needs, it's easy to teach them to use it.

"Its shape and materials allow the product to be stable, to grip on the floor, to be resistant and to have a soft touch.

"We want to introduce to dog owners and his companion finally a world adapted to their needs. "
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TBH I'd rather just cut their balls off and that way you'll not have that problem.
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Can you imagine what police lists I'm on now for looking up 'dog sex toys' :oops: :nervous
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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Image

Can you imagine what police lists I'm on now for looking up 'dog sex toys' :oops: :nervous
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Where can I get one, for my Missus?
I mean INSTEAD of my Missus!

This toy won't moan about the sport on TV, dishes in the sink and a lawn that doesn't stop growing!
She keeps saying I was seen with some "dogs" before we got married, now she'll be right - for once...
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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Image

Can you imagine what police lists I'm on now for looking up 'dog sex toys' :oops: :nervous
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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Image

Can you imagine what police lists I'm on now for looking up 'dog sex toys' :oops: :nervous
Is that what they call doggy fashion :oops: I'd get one for my dog but he won't share his toys with anyone.