Wanted: Postmen and women for Antarctica

[daveyeff]

what if you phone in sick. who covers you.?

Either your line manager or the DOM.
You didn't think you wouldn't still have 2 managers did you?

The ad says you will be working in a team of four. One postie, one line manager, one DOM, and a WCM manager to put up graphs and pie charts which nobody reads.

managers read the pie charts....especially the ones in greggs....oh..and billy

[Lounge Lizard]

what if you phone in sick. who covers you.?

Either your line manager or the DOM.
You didn't think you wouldn't still have 2 managers did you?

The ad says you will be working in a team of four. One postie, one line manager, one DOM, and a WCM manager to put up graphs and pie charts which nobody reads.

The applicant had best be prepared to be the local ( southern hemisphere ) CWU representative
and they will soon be advertising for a ROMEC cleaner

[bustedflush]

I can guarantee that whichever bellend gets the position there will be a newspaper photo of them doing the job in shorts...

You get a wheel kit for your trolley issued too.

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you mean like this?

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and they could use this?

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Yes, like matey at the top. No doubt embellished with a background showing huddles of penguins.
Speaking of which, the penguins in Antarctic tend to congregate around the areas where humans are settled and leave heaps of slippery guano over the rocks and flat areas: I'd like to know what footwear will be safe walking over that.

One super benefit though would be NO door-dustbins to throw off and deliver. Please don't tell me there is a f***ing Domino's in the BAT too?

[Pinky 1]

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Crikey, does he sleep in his van ?

[Lounge Lizard]

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Crikey, does he sleep in his van ?

Yes, but he only manages an hour or two each night.

[Thunderthighs]

I would do the job, but I couldn't stand delivering all the penguins...Bills.

[daveyeff]

pelicans penguins and posties,,,,we have a lot in common. we can all shove our bills up our arses....so I keep getting told off my punters.