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Sparx71
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Audit time...

Post by Sparx71 »

Do any other offices experience this...?
When an audit is due in our office,the DOM runs around like a B/A fly to make the office clear.This can mean getting up to 3 people per sorting frame so everythings clear.First and second class is hidden under Mailsort 3,mail is hidden in locked rooms,and drivers have even been instructed to "drive round for a bit" with a van full of mail so the office appears clearer and more efficient than it usually is.This also occurs when the Area gaffer is due.All that so the DUM can get a pat on the back...
harmony
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Re: Audit time...

Post by harmony »

Sparx71 wrote:Do any other offices experience this...?
When an audit is due in our office,the DOM runs around like a B/A fly to make the office clear.This can mean getting up to 3 people per sorting frame so everythings clear.First and second class is hidden under Mailsort 3,mail is hidden in locked rooms,and drivers have even been instructed to "drive round for a bit" with a van full of mail so the office appears clearer and more efficient than it usually is.This also occurs when the Area gaffer is due.All that so the DUM can get a pat on the back...
SO why do you do it :arrrghhh :arrrghhh DOH!!
Phantom
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Post by Phantom »

The audit is a piss take, if they turned up unannouced then they would catch the dom out but knowing when they are coming is just so studpid and pointless, more dumb ass royal mail crap
Big Daz
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Re: Audit time...

Post by Big Daz »

Sparx71 wrote:Do any other offices experience this...?
When an audit is due in our office,the DOM runs around like a B/A fly to make the office clear.This can mean getting up to 3 people per sorting frame so everythings clear.First and second class is hidden under Mailsort 3,mail is hidden in locked rooms,and drivers have even been instructed to "drive round for a bit" with a van full of mail so the office appears clearer and more efficient than it usually is.This also occurs when the Area gaffer is due.All that so the DUM can get a pat on the back...
Expose your DOM !
mrlovepantsuk
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Post by mrlovepantsuk »

Phantom wrote:The audit is a piss take, if they turned up unannouced then they would catch the dom out but knowing when they are coming is just so studpid and pointless, more dumb ass royal mail crap
not just royal mail, used to happen in the factory i worked. they had to announce that they were coming so of course everything was clean and tidy.
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thehappyones
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yip

Post by thehappyones »

alrighty sparx

yes it happens in our MAIL CENTRE(gmc)
all the time ,but not just audits
fire checks also
health and saftey(not that our hso is any good anyways)
bandit650
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Re: Audit time...

Post by bandit650 »

Sparx71 wrote:Do any other offices experience this...?
When an audit is due in our office,the DOM runs around like a B/A fly to make the office clear.This can mean getting up to 3 people per sorting frame so everythings clear.First and second class is hidden under Mailsort 3,mail is hidden in locked rooms,and drivers have even been instructed to "drive round for a bit" with a van full of mail so the office appears clearer and more efficient than it usually is.This also occurs when the Area gaffer is due.All that so the DUM can get a pat on the back...
Happens in our office everytime only we didput a spanner in the works this time we took all our walk logs out of thier folders as this is part of the inspection and we left deads on frames as well along with loads of other little bits, oh we failed got a list of recomendations /action plans coming out of our ears.
DGP1
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Re: Audit time...

Post by DGP1 »

bandit650 wrote:
Sparx71 wrote:Do any other offices experience this...?
When an audit is due in our office,the DOM runs around like a B/A fly to make the office clear.This can mean getting up to 3 people per sorting frame so everythings clear.First and second class is hidden under Mailsort 3,mail is hidden in locked rooms,and drivers have even been instructed to "drive round for a bit" with a van full of mail so the office appears clearer and more efficient than it usually is.This also occurs when the Area gaffer is due.All that so the DUM can get a pat on the back...
Happens in our office everytime only we didput a spanner in the works this time we took all our walk logs out of thier folders as this is part of the inspection and we left deads on frames as well along with loads of other little bits, oh we failed got a list of recomendations /action plans coming out of our ears.
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peedofpostie
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Post by peedofpostie »

its this that get your boss thier bonuses thjats why they run round like b/a flys
dvbuk55
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Post by dvbuk55 »

How do they know when they're coming? We've had 3 in two weeks.
k979aaa
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Post by k979aaa »

The doms have another word for it called FRAUD-IT.