Unit rep elections and Viagra

[MinisterofCucumber]

Hello CWU officials,

We are about to hold our annual unit rep elections and I would like some advice.

These elections are good for keeping up interest in the union and we have a 94% membership rate in our unit. Last year's elections produced a 76% turnout. Is this a record?

Unfortunately, I was one of the losing candidates but after the result I handed out chilli plants to all the members as a thankyou for getting involved. As the staff in our unit are very randy, I was thinking of handing out Viagra pills as a thankyou this time. Would I be breaking any regulations?

Also, our last ballot was a postal one and some of my supporters grumbled about trusting the vote counter. I suggested that, this year, the candidates be present when the votes are being counted. Our Branch Secretary is willing to run the postal ballot but wants to count the votes in private. Has anyone got any suggestions for how we can make the vote counting transparent to avoid any complaints after the elections?

[clashcityrocker]

If they are all randy what would be the point of handing out Viagra? I thought the drug was of use to people with a moribund sex life. Is the drug of use to people with a "normal" sex drive?

[MinisterofCucumber]

Apparently, it increases both the length and girth by about a third and after the first time, you are ready to go again almost immediately. If you take too much, your vision can turn blue.

By the way, I don't want anyone to think I am promoting a product. There are other brands available on the market.

[clashcityrocker]

Apparently, it increases both the length and girth by about a third and after the first time, you are ready to go again almost immediately. If you take too much, your vision can turn blue.

Being a little coy there aren't we MofC?
Personally I have seen plenty of products advertised as producing those effects but APPARENTLY they don't work.
In the porn industry being able to go again immediately is known as "packing a derringer", after the gun that didn't need to be reloaded.

[boon3590]

Also speeds up your hart a friend of mine died after taking one of those thats why only your GP should be handing them out.

[Pinky 1]

Also, our last ballot was a postal one and some of my supporters grumbled about trusting the vote counter. I suggested that, this year, the candidates be present when the votes are being counted. Our Branch Secretary is willing to run the postal ballot but wants to count the votes in private. Has anyone got any suggestions for how we can make the vote counting transparent to avoid any complaints after the elections?

Well we had our ballot last year, and this is what we did ........
After the closing date of the ballot, we borrowed two volunteer postmen from a neighbouring office, and they counted our votes for us. All it cost us was a cooked breakfast for them .....they were happy, and we got our transparent count done. Result !

[MinisterofCucumber]

OK, a mate of mine has given me a 100g pill to try. I split it in half and gave half to one of my workmates. I shall be road testing mine tonight as will my workmate, if his wife lets him. I shall provide an update later.

In the meantime, if anyone else can vouch for the blue pill will they please report their experience to Clash.

[MinisterofCucumber]

Also speeds up your hart a friend of mine died after taking one of those thats why only your GP should be handing them out.

How come they sell it in the vending machines in pub toilets?

[motherhubbard]

A friend of mine took it. He said he had an erection for 2 days but he never mentioned anything about an increase in size or girth.

[darth]

a friend of mine swallowed a pil too slowly and had a stiff neck for a week.

[Big Daz]

In my branch the candidates can watch the count

[not me]

havent we been stiffed enough?

[dblad]

OK, a mate of mine has given me a 100g pill to try. I split it in half and gave half to one of my workmates. I shall be road testing mine tonight as will my workmate, if his wife lets him. I shall provide an update later.

In the meantime, if anyone else can vouch for the blue pill will they please report their experience to Clash.

Is this the time to stand up and be counted.

[MinisterofCucumber]

The result was solid with an increased majority.

[clashcityrocker]

The result was solid with an increased majority.

What is Mrs Cucmber's verdict?