Letter to Managers

[dvbuk55]

Thanks Lovejoy, liked the letter and contrary to what people think the managers are more than aware how precarious their position is - a fact I have brought to their attention quite frequently. I seriously hope the vote is affirmative with a large turnout, if not we will have the same comments that the firemen got today that less than half voted!

[Shambles]

A recipe for Disaster- Lemming Meringue Pie

If you like roadkill, you will love this creamy new rodent pastry, made by the worst best of the worst. best.

Filling:
1 cup sugar
3 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
3 tablespoons corpse flour
1/4 teaspoon salt water
1 1/2 cups intestinal juice (from lemming)
11/2 lemmings, squashed and zested
1/3 cup lemming juice
1/4 teaspoon lemming extract
3 egg yolks
2 pounds butter

Pour filling into pie crust and heat in oven at 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Leave for 3 hours.

Serving size- 6 victims.

I'm really going to enjoys zesting and squashing the lemmings

[fishtank]

Lemmings.

The myth that lemmings commit mass suicide comes from a 1958 Disney film called White Wilderness, which won an Academy Award for Documentary Feature, in which staged footage was shown with lemmings jumping into certain death after faked scenes of mass migration.

A Canadian Broadcasting Corporation documentary, Cruel Camera, found the lemmings used for White Wilderness were flown from Hudson Bay to Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where they did not jump off the cliff, but were in fact launched off the cliff using a turntable.

Does anybody have a turntable capable of holding 15,000 overweight managers?

[Shambles]

Lemmings.

The myth that lemmings commit mass suicide comes from a 1958 Disney film called White Wilderness, which won an Academy Award for Documentary Feature, in which staged footage was shown with lemmings jumping into certain death after faked scenes of mass migration.

A Canadian Broadcasting Corporation documentary, Cruel Camera, found the lemmings used for White Wilderness were flown from Hudson Bay to Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where they did not jump off the cliff, but were in fact launched off the cliff using a turntable.

Does anybody have a turntable capable of holding 15,000 overweight managers?

I've asked Churchill and he said....

Oooooooh Yes!