Managers Briefing

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:01

kalaleq wrote:My f**k the union comment was tongue in cheek in case you didn't realise. I have pickettd evrey time we have striked.

Don't worry I got it but if you fond that office where they pay Â£400 for six days drop me a line and I'll apply for a transfer as well.

billypants · Post by **billypants** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:15

kalaleq wrote: f**k the union I just got a 44% pay rise. Cept I dont believe RM management.

What . . . are you suggesting the screws would lie to us . . . . how very dare you

Post by **kalaleq** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:17

MDEC staff are not allowed to transfer cos "they are not part of Royal Mail"

My wage slip lists wrong employer in that case. :)

billypants · Post by **billypants** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:20

kalaleq wrote:MDEC staff are not allowed to transfer cos "they are not part of Royal Mail"

My wage slip lists wrong employer in that case. :)

we all stood together on strike days 'coz we know we're all fighting from the same corner . . . . don't start worrying about what the screws say most of them don't know their arse from their elbow

Post by **kalaleq** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:21

billypants wrote:
kalaleq wrote: f**k the union I just got a 44% pay rise. Cept I dont believe RM management.
What . . . are you suggesting the screws would lie to us . . . . how very dare you

How to tell if a manager is lying.

simple.

Their lips move.

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 10 Aug 2007, 14:37

Managers are always lying.

When they are asleep they are lying on their beds.

When they are awake they are lying at work.

dogfood · Post by **dogfood** » 10 Aug 2007, 15:22

Useless c**t

michael147 · Post by **michael147** » 10 Aug 2007, 22:19

I had the very unpleasurable experience of reading this document on DUM`s desk the other day(before it was displayed to the rest of the office).
Oh dear,what a complete and utter load of bile.
As someone who speaks a foreign language and knows a fair bit about use of English as well,i would make the following comment:-
Whoever wrote this does not believe a word of it,in fact i think they were laughing their socks of(how much am i getting paid for this?).
I bet he had a great evening at the pub!

Fluke · Post by **Fluke** » 10 Aug 2007, 22:47

Now point at them and laugh.

They are a bunch of inept lying bullying tossers that police themselves.

Post by **POSTMAN** » 10 Aug 2007, 23:18

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Managers are always lying.

When they are asleep they are lying on their beds.

When they are awake they are lying at work.

Post by **evilc** » 11 Aug 2007, 02:36

kalaleq wrote:MDEC staff are not allowed to transfer cos "they are not part of Royal Mail"

My wage slip lists wrong employer in that case. :)

You are wrong there, you can transfer but you have to sit a posties entrance test.

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 11 Aug 2007, 11:14

evilc wrote:
kalaleq wrote:MDEC staff are not allowed to transfer cos "they are not part of Royal Mail"

My wage slip lists wrong employer in that case. :)
You are wrong there, you can transfer but you have to sit a posties entrance test.

I remember the entrance test I sat, even a seven year old with only a basic understanding could pass it. Saying that, I bet Dumb and Dumber didn't sit it, and if they did, just what would their scores have been. "Sorry, you've f****d up every single part, you're not qualified to be a postie. But don't worry, if you can lie your way through the interview we can offer you a management position, but if you talk complete b****** you'll have to run the company."

Post by **baldrick** » 11 Aug 2007, 11:30

When I took the entry test only 1 in 5 passed it.
RM have lowered the pass mark, in London anyway, over the years
as our pay fell in relative terms, and they found it more difficult to recruit.

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