royal mail charter to the public

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 28 Dec 2007, 17:43

Has royal mail got a charter towards the public, ie a text saying what their commitments are towards the staff and the public?

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 28 Dec 2007, 18:12

would appear to be "F**K EM ALL!"

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 28 Dec 2007, 18:19

I am writing a training phamplets (been appointed trainer), to help me train new starters. Unfortunately I can't put that in as much as i like to

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 28 Dec 2007, 18:23

for all staff "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!"

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 28 Dec 2007, 18:26

Glan funnily enough I use to have a sign that says abandon hope all who works here
kinda appriopiate

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 28 Dec 2007, 18:54

i solemnly swear to post all letters to the correct address and complete 20% of all D2Ds on a daily basis i will kill all dead letters and do my redirections before i leave the office (drivers only-i shall complete my daily vehicle check and not drive around for a month without road tax) whilst out and about i will smile politely at customers as their dog snaps at or humps my leg close all gates and not take shortcuts across the lawn or through the hedge this oath i pledge to you oh mighty mr leighton

hows that for the first page

Post by **dvbuk55** » 28 Dec 2007, 19:04

glenfiddich wrote:i solemnly swear to post all letters to the correct address and complete 20% of all D2Ds on a daily basis i will kill all dead letters and do my redirections before i leave the office (drivers only-i shall complete my daily vehicle check and not drive around for a month without road tax) whilst out and about i will smile politely at customers as their dog snaps at or humps my leg close all gates and not take shortcuts across the lawn or through the hedge this oath i pledge to you oh mighty mr leighton

hows that for the first page

Have you been drinking some of your name?

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 28 Dec 2007, 19:05

glenfiddich wrote:i solemnly swear to post all letters to the correct address and complete 20% of all D2Ds on a daily basis i will kill all dead letters and do my redirections before i leave the office (drivers only-i shall complete my daily vehicle check and not drive around for a month without road tax) whilst out and about i will smile politely at customers as their dog snaps at or humps my leg close all gates and not take shortcuts across the lawn or through the hedge this oath i pledge to you oh mighty mr leighton

hows that for the first page

add oh leige and wonderful god, let me bover for you to that last line and it could be a winner*L*

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 28 Dec 2007, 19:20

dvbuk55 wrote:
Have you been drinking some of your name?

not tonight just some of me wine that me lovely customers have bestowed upon me

Post by **dvbuk55** » 28 Dec 2007, 19:56

glenfiddich wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
Have you been drinking some of your name?
not tonight just some of me wine that me lovely customers have bestowed upon me

Put some in the fridge christmas eve and it's still there - mind you I had to buy me own unlike you beloved of the mortals - and it's only for third parties of course cos I'm TT.