NEW ROYAL SNAIL TRAINING SCHEME

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From Baldy on 3 mill a year at Royal Mail

To: All low paid Post people

Additional Training


It is now and always been the policies of Royal Mail to ensure that all levels of staff are well trained.
Through SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING programme (S.H.I.T.) for short), we are giving our staff more S.H.I.T. than any other employer in the area.

If any member of staff feels that he or she is not receiving enough S.H.I.T in their job, or that he or she could advance to a higher position by getting more S.H.I.T., then please see your supervisor as soon as possible.

If you are lucky enough to reach the top of your new wage band by taking all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you will then qualify for the supervisor’s programme COMPLET RESPONSIBILTY ACTION PROGRAMME (C.R.A.P for short).

So to become a member of our management team, or maybe aspire to even greater heights, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can, then with the additional C.R.A.P. you will be given, with luck you should soon reach the top.

Any member of staff who has the initiative and drive to take both S.H.I.T. and C.R.A.P. will soon become one of the elite few.

For a limited period only Royal Mail are offering all staff the chance to try for our latest programme, ADVANCED SUPERVISORY SCHEME HELPING OUR LOCAL ENVIROMENT, (A.S.S.H.O.L.E., for short)

So to sum up, if you work hard at it, you will find that the more S.H.I.T. you can take and the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, you will soon qualify as an A.S.S.H.O.L.E. for sure.


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