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Retractable van key lanyards

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scoobydo79
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Retractable van key lanyards

Post by scoobydo79 »

Any one able to tell Me how they are meant to be used? No one where I work seems to know
Rve83ndxd
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Rve83ndxd »

Keys attach to one end. Other end to belt. Pull out to use. Simples. :nervous
scoobydo79
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by scoobydo79 »

Rve83ndxd wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 14:06
Keys attach to one end. Other end to belt. Pull out to use. Simples. :nervous
Are you saying the while the van key is in the ignition while driving the other end should be attached to your belt ?
Weller1
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Weller1 »

Yep!…ment to stop you “idling”
The latest thing to improve your driving & linked to there Bonus!..
ted_e_bear
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by ted_e_bear »

scoobydo79 wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 15:14
Rve83ndxd wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 14:06
Keys attach to one end. Other end to belt. Pull out to use. Simples. :nervous
Are you saying the while the van key is in the ignition while driving the other end should be attached to your belt ?
Yes, so you can't accidentally leave the key in the ignition when you get out
Rve83ndxd
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Rve83ndxd »

ted_e_bear wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 15:49

Yes, so you can't accidentally leave the key in the ignition when you get out
Especially when you've got a keyless van and it locks with your key in. :left:
ted_e_bear
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by ted_e_bear »

Rve83ndxd wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 16:27
ted_e_bear wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 15:49

Yes, so you can't accidentally leave the key in the ignition when you get out
Especially when you've got a keyless van and it locks with your key in. :left:
Keyless you say :left: luxury it's not long since I had a combo with wind up windows :chuckle
yellowbelly
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by yellowbelly »

ted_e_bear wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 15:49
scoobydo79 wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 15:14
Rve83ndxd wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 14:06
Keys attach to one end. Other end to belt. Pull out to use. Simples. :nervous
Are you saying the while the van key is in the ignition while driving the other end should be attached to your belt ?
Yes, so you can't accidentally leave the key in the ignition when you get out
Does it help keep your trews above arse crack level as the new red stretchy belts are useless!
TopperGas
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by TopperGas »

There are just another excuse to Conduct you if you lock your keys in the van or something worse, as hardly anybody, if anybody, regularly uses them at my DO.
scoobydo79
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by scoobydo79 »

Interesting. A quick search tells Me it is unsafe to do this also is damaging to the ignition . Where’s the union input?
Rve83ndxd
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Rve83ndxd »

scoobydo79 wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 17:37
Interesting. A quick search tells Me it is unsafe to do this also is damaging to the ignition . Where’s the union input?
Only if you are incompetent. You're probably right.
norris9
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by norris9 »

I heard they spent something like £200,000 - £300,000 on those lanyards....

and they are dangerous to use, wire gets in the way of the steering wheel for some drivers - therefore gets in the way of your hands.

Why couldn't they have simply dealt with the few people that idle with conduct or at least put repeated offenders on a trolley job....

Why waste £200,000+ on something that's useless and dangerous.
Smoothbackground
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Smoothbackground »

They’re far from useless. They save me time every day. And the lanyard cord doesn’t go anywhere near the steering wheel in any of the OMVs I’ve driven.
scoobydo79
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by scoobydo79 »

Rve83ndxd wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 17:52
scoobydo79 wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 17:37
Interesting. A quick search tells Me it is unsafe to do this also is damaging to the ignition . Where’s the union input?
Only if you are incompetent. You're probably right.
I’m very tall . It hardly stretches from Me to the ignition switch . I have to move the seat further forward than I would normally have it just to reach
Trumanity
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Re: Retractable van key lanyards

Post by Trumanity »

scoobydo79 wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 17:37
Interesting. A quick search tells Me it is unsafe to do this also is damaging to the ignition . Where’s the union input?
They are a complete waste of money...like this company :wave