Drone duty!!!!

[Surfpostie]

Reading what our chairman said about drones,I quite fancy a drone duty myself. Surely got to be easier on the body!

[POSTMAN]

Getting the proper details soon, but it's a skilled duty so you will have an interview, you go to fantasy island and look out for a midget who will interview you.
Seniority will come into play if multiple candidates apply.
Hold tight for the joint statement.

[xPandabear1992x]

This won't be a thing. Too many safety issues.

[max49]

Hope they work better than the PDAs, otherwise who knows where the mail will turn up, if it arrives at all!

[POSTMAN]

We become the first UK parcel carrier to deliver a parcel by drone

[ConeHater]

Getting the proper details soon, but it's a skilled duty so you will have an interview, you go to fantasy island and look out for a midget who will interview you.
Seniority will come into play if multiple candidates apply.
Hold tight for the joint statement.

Do you want to reconsider use of the term “midget”?

One of the few situations where the word is acceptable in in the episode of One Foot In The Grave where the Meldrews stay in the Guest House, and the Romanian guests complain of ‘midges’ in the bathroom, which is of course hilarious ! ! !

[PostmanBitesDog]

This won't be a thing. Too many safety issues.

[Marshamp11]

When me and my mates were kids, many moons ago, we would have loved to have had drones as target practice with our air rifles. Just pointing out another possible hazard.

[POSTMAN]

Getting the proper details soon, but it's a skilled duty so you will have an interview, you go to fantasy island and look out for a midget who will interview you.
Seniority will come into play if multiple candidates apply.
Hold tight for the joint statement.

Do you want to reconsider use of the term “midget”?

One of the few situations where the word is acceptable in in the episode of One Foot In The Grave where the Meldrews stay in the Guest House, and the Romanian guests complain of ‘midges’ in the bathroom, which is of course hilarious ! ! !

Villechaize was born with dwarfism, likely due to an endocrine disorder, which his surgeon father tried unsuccessfully to cure in several institutions.[3] In later years, he insisted on being called a "midget" rather than a "dwarf".[2][4]...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize

[ConeHater]

Getting the proper details soon, but it's a skilled duty so you will have an interview, you go to fantasy island and look out for a midget who will interview you.
Seniority will come into play if multiple candidates apply.
Hold tight for the joint statement.

Do you want to reconsider use of the term “midget”?

One of the few situations where the word is acceptable in in the episode of One Foot In The Grave where the Meldrews stay in the Guest House, and the Romanian guests complain of ‘midges’ in the bathroom, which is of course hilarious ! ! !

Villechaize was born with dwarfism, likely due to an endocrine disorder, which his surgeon father tried unsuccessfully to cure in several institutions.[3] In later years, he insisted on being called a "midget" rather than a "dwarf".[2][4]...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize

Fair enough regarding Villechaize insisting on that term when he was alive. Different times ! I’m sure the tide was turning 30+ years ago ( his later years ) against such terms to describe any aspect of existence that appeared different to what certain folk would consider “normal”.