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robbertwhitton
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Post by robbertwhitton »

Great to see the in house bitching ,doing the round properly,going slow,safely and securely,is alive and well here,and wonder why we are in a mess with duties etc??? All very sad and a slippery slope my friends,not sure what the answer is,we are all different,have different views ,different ways of working,what's right and wrong?? Bored with the lot of it to be honest,no doubt some sarcy nasty remarks will be aimed at this ,oh well......mmmmmm
bensonhedge
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Post by bensonhedge »

Exactly! My new partner must be costing me 2 hrs easy docket a day slugging it with his trolley!
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Post by tommyrep »

Mmmmmm, bored are you ? Just re-kindling an old thread, to be a pest of what !
Don't have an answer ? Your statement does not make any sense to be honest.
Slippery slope ? To where ?
Time for the pub, join you for a pint soon.
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Post by postslippete »

Thought I had experienced Deja vu!!


Snails?? I leave them for the French (no offence to anyone who is from France intended)
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world.
Jpro747
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Post by Jpro747 »

Divide and rule is the order of the day. Everyone needs to stick together, slow down and do the job properly. Will it ever happen? RM will just make the rounds bigger and bigger with more lapsing that eventually it will get to a point where even the runners aren't able to make any more time. Only then they will realise the error of their ways, but it will be too late.
tommyrep
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Post by tommyrep »

Jpro 747
:thumbup :Applause
Celtic Postman
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Post by Celtic Postman »

Ahh well, as a snail as you guys wish to label guys like me......
After 35 years in the job. crippled with arthritis ...
Yes I do the job correctly. as per SSOW & SOP's...
I am the dick that has stood in numerous picket lines, undertaken many a voice in every union movement
that has given & protected many of what you guys think are a god given right.
But anyway..
The right of the guy you call the snail is the correct way to do the job under the H&S executive.

BensonHedge says
"Exactly! My new partner must be costing me 2 hrs easy docket a day slugging it with his trolley!"

Is it just me but .... he has the right to use the trolley,

Some of the workforce ... mainly Junior think that guys with any reasonably attitude to doing the job as per ROYAL MAIL's own SSOW are snails or something far more sinister.

I DO look forward to the criticism of my post,, I am not a TROLL but I will defend what I say and think... Bring it on
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fishtank
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Post by fishtank »

It's one of the most pathetic sights in a DO, grown men (mostly ) bragging about how "fast" they are and whining about how slow other people are. The kind of behaviour you're supposed to grow out of around the time your bollocks drop.

Insecure socially disfunctional muppets often still living with their mother at 45, Royal Mail seems to attract more than its fair share of them..
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
tommyrep
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Post by tommyrep »

Celtic Postman wrote:Ahh well, as a snail as you guys wish to label guys like me......
After 35 years in the job. crippled with arthritis ...
Yes I do the job correctly. as per SSOW & SOP's...
I am the dick that has stood in numerous picket lines, undertaken many a voice in every union movement
that has given & protected many of you guys think are a god given right.
But anyway..
The right of the guy you call the snail is the correct way to do the job under the H&S executive.

BensonHedge says
"Exactly! My new partner must be costing me 2 hrs easy docket a day slugging it with his trolley!"

Is if just me but .... he has the right to use the trolley,,,, Cock

Some of the workforce ... mainly Junior think that guys with any reasonably attitude to doing the job as per ROYAL MAIL's own SSOW are snails or something far more sinister.

I DO look forward to the criticism of my post,, I am not a TROLL but I will defend what I say and think... Bring it on
Excellent response Celtic Postman, no criticism from me.
It us a pity, but it's true many of any critics make of you will come from the younger, fitter guys.
Before I started work for RM, the industry I worked in prided itself on younger fitter men helping the older guys.
There was respect for what they had given in past to better our conditions. They were not gifted.
Fast forward a few years, our new generation of super posties are culpable. Who will fight for full time work for them n future - you and I would, I assume - but the Thatcherite generation.
Many people in delivery cannot see the wood for the trees.
A pat on the back, a bit off O/T thrown their way and they seem to be happy.
Age does catch up on everyone, even younger fitter colleagues.
Unfortunately, time with RM is short, full time work is going, zero hour contracts on the horizon.
Being a snail is not proof of simply being lazy. Let them say the same in 25 to 35 years time, on reflection- too late- they will see the errors of their ways
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Post by hampshireman »

fishtank wrote:It's one of the most pathetic sights in a DO, grown men (mostly ) bragging about how "fast" they are and whining about how slow other people are. The kind of behaviour you're supposed to grow out of around the time your bollocks drop.

Insecure socially disfunctional muppets often still living with their mother at 45, Royal Mail seems to attract more than its fair share of them..
This is a brilliant post. Very , very accurate.

As we are always told by Mr & Mrs Speedy ' I can do that walk in x hours less... you must be slow'

Oh dear
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Post by saddlerposty »

pan fried with garlic and a pinch of cracked black pepper, wash down with lashings of ginger beer.
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Post by clashcityrocker »

fishtank wrote:
Insecure socially disfunctional muppets often still living with their mother at 45, Royal Mail seems to attract more than its fair share of them..
But what about postie A who does the job by the book - starts on time, takes his full meal relief, uses the correct tools for the job correctly, performs all the doorstep scans and delivers to neighbour as often as possible and still completes on time whereas postie B just strings it out for an hours docket everyday because if all you have to look forward to is going home to your mum, then why not?
Why get paid 39 hours for 39 hours work when you get 44 hours pay for 39 hours work and treat yourself to a new Airfix model ? (or whatever these insecure socially dysfunctional muppets do with their spare time)
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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Post by Judgee »

clashcityrocker wrote:
fishtank wrote:
Insecure socially disfunctional muppets often still living with their mother at 45, Royal Mail seems to attract more than its fair share of them..
But what about postie A who does the job by the book - starts on time, takes his full meal relief, uses the correct tools for the job correctly, performs all the doorstep scans and delivers to neighbour as often as possible and still completes on time whereas postie B just strings it out for an hours docket everyday because if all you have to look forward to is going home to your mum, then why not?
Why get paid 39 hours for 39 hours work when you get 44 hours pay for 39 hours work and treat yourself to a new Airfix model ? (or whatever these insecure socially dysfunctional muppets do with their spare time)
Is this some kind of confession Clash? :hmmmm
Union what Union? Do we have a union?
robbertwhitton
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Post by robbertwhitton »

Should have left the pin in this hand grenade me thinks???
tommyrep
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Post by tommyrep »

Ok Clash.
Postie A completes on a given day, doing the job properly, well done. No O/T claimed, good guy :Applause
Next day DOM, says yesterday you finished with xyz workload, so today you can do exactly the same ! :dance
Posties B finishes on time next day ! :thumbdown
Horses for courses. You are, like all managers ASSUMING a bit too much. Nothing is alike on day to day delivery, duty to duty and you well know it. If over, you get paid simple, it's not your call - your opinion is irrelevant.