Postie xmas poem

[kirstyx]

My Posties Xmas Poem.
Christmas is our busiest time,
When millions of cards come down the line.
Parcels pile up to the delivery office ceiling,
The managers don't care, they have no feelings.
They say "just take it out, it's all got to go",
I wouldn't mind but there's a foot of snow.
eBay, Amazon, Meerkats and saga mags,
There's no way in hell that's fitting in my bags,
At 10 am out the door I flee,
With 2 bags on my back, on my bike another three.
Everyday I walk over seven miles,
Sometimes across fields and over stiles.
Just to deliver your Christmas tat,
Presents for your dog and even your cat.
On Christmas morning when you're sat around your tree,
Spare a thought for my colleagues and me.
I wish you a very Merry Christmas,
Remember to tip well and offer a cup of tea,
This could be our last,
Next year TNT?


stolen from a friend on facebook lol

[aiden01]

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[DICK43]

My Posties Xmas Poem.
Christmas is our busiest time,
When millions of cards come down the line.
Parcels pile up to the delivery office ceiling,
The managers don't care, they have no feelings.
They say "just take it out, it's all got to go",
I wouldn't mind but there's a foot of snow.
eBay, Amazon, Meerkats and saga mags,
There's no way in hell that's fitting in my bags,
At 10 am out the door I flee,
With 2 bags on my back, on my bike another three.
Everyday I walk over seven miles,
Sometimes across fields and over stiles.
Just to deliver your Christmas tat,
Presents for your dog and even your cat.
On Christmas morning when you're sat around your tree,
Spare a thought for my colleagues and me.
I wish you a very Merry Christmas,
Remember to tip well and offer a cup of tea,
This could be our last,
Next year TNT?


stolen from a friend on facebook lol

Don`t forget `we f`in luv parcels`, have a f`in good crimbo everyone!!!....

[Lee42]

Out the door by 10??!! Wow!! I wish!!

[Pokermon]

Here is mine :

I'm cuttin off,
Cuttin off cuttin off,
I'm cuttin off.