World Class mail.

[Royal Andy]

What is people's opinion of World class mail?

[clashcityrocker]

Lovely in theory. Total bollocks in reality.

[fishtank]

It beats working for a living...so I've been told.

[General Mannerheim]

It's really good!

[clashcityrocker]

Can anyone tell me what it is?

It is a bit like being back at nursery school but they pay you docket for drawing and crayoning.
And there is a bonus if you don't go over the lines.

[ted_e_bear]

No because no-one knows, they tell you in every edition of the courier but you die of boredom before you've finished reading the article.

Also if you're a failed postman/wannabe manager who missed the boat to be a planner it's the job for you, allegedly !

[General Mannerheim]

Can anyone tell me what it is?

Here is a recent newsletter we had:
The 7 world Class Mail Principles
1. A Perspective View- "See the wood for the trees". We take the big picture,and systematically drill down into the required detail
2.Visualisation Creates Action "In a world class plant,there is a system which makes it possible to highlight any abnormality visually in such a way that anybody can recognise it is a problem."
3.Right Methods& Right Tools For any possible problem,one proactive solution prior to its occurrence,is far better than a hundred reactive countermeasures after the problem has occurred.
4.Zero Optimum Concept Zero is a beautiful number,and this must be our target.If we are narrow enough with our perspective view,zero becomes attainable.
5.Countermeasures against real Root Causes Even if we cut down the weeds in a garden,they will come back again unless we remove the roots.
6.Detail Orientated By going into detail,we can reveal and highlight the real hidden problems behind an issue,we can systematically crack difficult and complicated problems,and we can clearly state phenomena and clarify the mechanisms of generating problems.
7,Cost Consciousness We have limited time,money & resources and need to understand the cost of any considered improvement to ensure the benefits outweigh the costs at a preferable ratio of 4:1.

Well there you have it,it couldn't be any more clearer can it?
This is the sort of shite we have to put up with,complete with morons wandering around looking gormless and sitting on their arses pissing about on Laptops for most of the day,oh and the main guy doing this couldn't even hack it as a DOM his office was failing badly so he gets `promoted` to do this ......Money well spent?????

[SpacePhoenix]

Can anyone tell me what it is?

Wasting (sh*tloads of) Company Money

In MCs it means lots and lots of double handling

[aiden01]

Can anyone tell me what it is?

Wasting (sh*tloads of) Company Money

In MCs it means lots and lots of double handling

And plenty of ot

[houseoflords]

Biggest load of Bull Shite I've ever heard in my sad existance

[Phantom]

A load of cock!

[malcolm3011]

WCM more like World Class Crap

[parcelboy]

Made up jobs for arsewipes grasses those who make statements for managers to back up there lies scoring valuable brownie points made up positions for people who fit into the lets not get rid yet lets pay them for doing same as they have in past ie sweet FA.

[k979aaa]

Non of this is agreed only in M/Cs the ballot results that will be released tomorrow shall show our non cooperation in respect of these unachievable workloads thus WCM will fail and no CWU member should participate in this failed scheme till we have agreement!.

[barbario]

What is people's opinion of World class mail?

Only our customers can call us World Class according to the service we provide them.Anyway,we certainly don't have World Class Management ,so its not going to happen because World Class should be from the top down,not from the bottom up