managment structure

[indio]

So at the top of the office you have the DOM/DIM so who are the managers that are on the floor telling you to get on IPS, making sure you sort fast enough, weigh your bags etc? Lino's???

[flaminmoses]

DUMS?

[Lincox]

Linos (Little intelligence, nor other senses)

[DGP1]

Depends on the size of your office, we don't have linos just one DOM but we all know what to do and when to do it so we don't need a manager (in fact we've had times when the DOM hasn't come in and the whole office run just as well as if he'd been there).

[happymackem]

limp pr**s

[Altrider]

Linos (Little intelligence, nor other senses)

Finest ale has now been pebbledashed over my monitor screen as I ROFLMFAO

[luddite]

The structure works like this, from the bottom up;

Creep, groveller

Snitch,

Puffed up peacock,

Coward,

Bully coward,

Vindictive pig, bully coward

Man with small penis.

Fact

[clashcityrocker]

Man with small penis.

Fact

Increasingly I have noticed it can be a woman with a small penis.

[Lincox]

You must stop watching them lady boy programmes clash.

[clashcityrocker]

You must stop watching them lady boy programmes clash.

Someone tell DGP to stop sending them then.

[DGP1]

You must stop watching them lady boy programmes clash.

Someone tell DGP to stop sending them then.

That's not what you were saying last night

[chooch]

The structure works like this, from the bottom up;

Creep, groveller

Snitch,

Puffed up peacock,

Coward,

Bully coward,

Vindictive pig, bully coward

Man with small penis.

Fact

Sad.. Sad but true.. especially 'Snitch' and 'Puffed up peacock'.. a "We'll have to look into that" twat, which translates as 'I'm grassing on you but I can't say anything directly cos' I'll then be 'transferred' to another office once we've gone down the B&H/grievance route.. again'.. .

[fishtank]

Increasingly Royal Mail appear to be adding obsessive bean counter and WCM non-job work shirker to the list of Inglorious Bastards.
Probably also with small penis.
Privatisation beckons.

[Lincox]

All this talk of small penis is a bit gender specific. Can we add slack f.nnies into this, just to even things up.

[clashcityrocker]

All this talk of small penis is a bit gender specific. Can we add slack f.nnies into this, just to even things up.

No.
Small penis isn't simply a physical attribute, it is a mentality.
Talk of fannies is just dirty and inappropriate.