Five quid and a box of After Eights?

[meercat]

There are a few days to go admittedly but it looks like that's pretty much all I'm getting this year. Bloody great. Last year I cleared a monkey (or whatever 100quid is).

Like most of us I'm on a new round but with a trolley so maybe customers just think I'm the local ice-creme seller? Imagine it, Ice-creme, in DECEMBER??

What with the size of rounds these days If every house gave me just one measly quid I'd be happy. That would buy me a holiday, a s**t load of jazz mags and enough Hob Nobs to keep the Titanic afloat. Happy days.

Stuff your bleedin After Eights Misses - I DON'T LIKE EM.

[dblad]

Do you tip

[AnotherLimey]

I think you will find a monkey is £500?

[mr ford]

There are a few days to go admittedly but it looks like that's pretty much all I'm getting this year. Bloody great. Last year I cleared a monkey (or whatever 100quid is).

Like most of us I'm on a new round but with a trolley so maybe customers just think I'm the local ice-creme seller? Imagine it, Ice-creme, in DECEMBER??

What with the size of rounds these days If every house gave me just one measly quid I'd be happy. That would buy me a holiday, a s**t load of jazz mags and enough Hob Nobs to keep the Titanic afloat. Happy days.

Stuff your bleedin After Eights Misses - I DON'T LIKE EM.

loads give after xmas in the week running up to new year

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Archer = £2000
Bag of Sand = £1000
Grand = £1000
Monkey = £500
Ton = £100
Carpet = £30
Pony = £25
Macaroni = £25
Apple Core = £20
Speckled Hen = £10
Uncle Ben = £10
Nigel Ben = £10
Paul McKenna = £10
Ayrton (Senna) = Tenner = £10
Lady (Godiva) = Fiver = £5
Taxi Driver = Fiver = £5
Nicker or Quid = £1
Ten Bob Bit = 50p piece
Oxford = 5 shillings
Lord of the Manor = Tanner (sixpence)
Tanner = sixpence

[meercat]

Do you tip

Only if caught off guard with most of my body weight on one foot.

[fishtank]

No-one really likes After Eights.
You just eat them because the only thing left in the kid's selection box is the Crunchie and that's even worse.
Who invented Crunchies and why?

[meercat]

I think you will find a monkey is £500?

Seems cheap. Alive or stuffed?

[meercat]

Archer = £2000
Bag of Sand = £1000
Grand = £1000
Monkey = £500
Ton = £100
Carpet = £30
Pony = £25
Macaroni = £25
Apple Core = £20
Speckled Hen = £10
Uncle Ben = £10
Nigel Ben = £10
Paul McKenna = £10
Ayrton (Senna) = Tenner = £10
Lady (Godiva) = Fiver = £5
Taxi Driver = Fiver = £5
Nicker or Quid = £1
Ten Bob Bit = 50p piece
Oxford = 5 shillings
Lord of the Manor = Tanner (sixpence)
Tanner = sixpence

What are you a script writer for East Enders or something?

[meercat]

loads give after xmas in the week running up to new year

If they want any mail next year they better do.

[meercat]

No-one really likes After Eights.
You just eat them because the only thing left in the kid's selection box is the Crunchie and that's even worse.
Who invented Crunchies and why?

Good question. I reckon it was an Australian. Not sure why but it kind of makes sense.

[Stella102]

i've got a bullseye thats it f***ing tight bastards

[TheCobra]

£7 and a bottle of wine. TIght f***ers.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

£7 and a bottle of wine. TIght f***ers.

Did you get the breakfast as well....

[jaylime]

It gets on my tits when people moan about tips,be grateful for anything you get,and old lady gave me a quid the other day it meant more to me than any tenner or bottle i may get.maybe if people cared a bit more about there job than just in december they may get a good tip.