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pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 21 Dec 2012, 15:53

When I started my round I was this high.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:00

The mail at my frame is piled this high.
Your giro might be amongst that lot, mate.

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:03

Cable - 'So tell me, as we know these are difficult times for everyone, including those without work, so do you know what the current employment situation for Royal Mail Group is like in this part of the country?'
Postie - 'Well Vince it's iffy. But they keep sacking people for walking too slow so once you're free in 2015 you might have a chance at getting something on 22hrs a week?'

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:07

Postie - If you can take this fifty pence piece off the back of my hand before I blink then maybe just maybe you can be a real Ninja.

fishtank · Post by **fishtank** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:09

That's how full of s**t you are Vince.

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:13

Cable 'Excuse me Postie, I'm looking for the local Yodel office apparently they have a parcel for me'
Postie 'There's a hedge just around the corner mate about so high. Have a look in there.

doorstepped · Post by **doorstepped** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:16

" look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes "
" right you are under "
" when you wake up you will arrange for all posties to get a 10% pay rise year on year and all useless managers will be sacked "
" 1 2 3 you are back in the room "

( if you have never watched Little Britain you will not get the above joke )

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:30

Postie 'So let's get this straight. Your administration is about to instigate the privatization of Royal Mail, overturning hundreds of years of history, giving all future profits over to private business instead of the public purse and putting the employees and customers into the hands of directors answerable only to shareholders and private investors - and you want me to have a look in my bag for your parcel?

Post by **cyberheater** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:37

Postie: "That's what I'm saying Cable. All letter boxes should be this high...".

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:40

Did you effin call me a pleb?
No Vince, that was the other postie in the van over there.

fishtank · Post by **fishtank** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:41

My arm is actually stuck like this Vince but Atos still passed me fit to work.....

meercat · Post by **meercat** » 21 Dec 2012, 16:46

I've lost my van driver you haven't seen him have you Vince? I'm a bit worried as he's only little.

fishtank · Post by **fishtank** » 21 Dec 2012, 17:08

These aren't the droids you're looking for...

knackeredneedadayoff · Post by **knackeredneedadayoff** » 21 Dec 2012, 19:21

my cut off is this high on my frame and my manager cant see past his bacon roll and coffee but otherwise i still think your a twot

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