stupid petty unbeleivable compalints from customers

[combo_king]

heres some ive had over the years, dont cut across my garden as i go across concrete slabs, dont cut over my grass seen a tidier jungle than that garden, dont walk there youre going to scratch my house windows with your bag, dont lean your bike on my wall, dont park your van outside my house any more, junkie woman wanting her giro calling me a lazy basterd cause i was late, siting at back of van have a smoke and pinging dog end and doing bag and returning to van an old woman standing holding dog end irate for littering her street, elastic band snapped outside posh block of flats man chasing after me with it, geting moaned at for using comunal letter boxes that " are not for the mail " dont walk on my stones youl uneven them as there car is parked next to me on sed stones, emptying a mega bag at mas out the boxes u get in supermarkets " i put a letter with no stamp in earlier" i would normally chek but not this time to much mail and was alredy n the full bag in the box 2 " u bloddy jobsworth the supermarket help desk sed it would be ok" they dont work for royal mail im sorry i do not have time and it is not my fault, storms off raging,ive had plenty more but lets heer them from the troops

[General Mannerheim]

Have you had one of moaning about paragraphs?

[kawoxux]

Standing there in a soaked through "stormproof" after walking around in torrential rain for an hour

"my parcel is soaked!"

[justdeno]

Have had people moan at me for stepping on their stepping stones, so have to walk on their grass and some moan at me for walking on their gravel, when the car is on it, I'm sure I'm not that fat!!!

[Toby Tyke]

Just had a good one.
Took a parcel to a house. Lady says "they told me this would not be delivered until tomorrow when I ordered it. I don't want it today "
Refused to take it back.
Customer phoned in and reported me !

[Stormproof]

Just had a good one.
Took a parcel to a house. Lady says "they told me this would not be delivered until tomorrow when I ordered it. I don't want it today "
Refused to take it back.
Customer phoned in and reported me !

I would've taken it back to the office and killed it off 'refused'.

[kawoxux]

Just had a good one.
Took a parcel to a house. Lady says "they told me this would not be delivered until tomorrow when I ordered it. I don't want it today "
Refused to take it back.
Customer phoned in and reported me !

Just say that if they refuse it it gets returned to sender, so its now or wait for it to go all they way back to sender and come back again

[IloveMYredTROLLEY!]

Just had a good one.
Took a parcel to a house. Lady says "they told me this would not be delivered until tomorrow when I ordered it. I don't want it today "
Refused to take it back.
Customer phoned in and reported me !

I would've taken it back to the office and killed it off 'refused'.

+1!

[Toby Tyke]

Just had a good one.
Took a parcel to a house. Lady says "they told me this would not be delivered until tomorrow when I ordered it. I don't want it today "
Refused to take it back.
Customer phoned in and reported me !

Just say that if they refuse it it gets returned to sender, so its now or wait for it to go all they way back to sender and come back again

First thing I told her.
I always cover my arse in these situations.
Even Lino thought it was a wind up. First time had anyone reported for delivering early.

[not me]

nah.write a P739 with 72 hours on the baack

[Izzy]

Years ago a customer of mine moved from a flat to a house about 300 yards away. Both addresses were on my delivery. She applied for and paid for a RM redirection, and was then quick to complain that her mail was sometimes redirected without stickers.

Had to promise gaffer I would always use the stickers provided.

[not me]

Years ago a customer of mine moved from a flat to a house about 300 yards away. Both addresses were on my delivery. She applied for and paid for a RM redirection, and was then quick to complain that her mail was sometimes redirected without stickers.

Had to promise gaffer I would always use the stickers provided.

had the exact same complaint for a guy in our DO

[beanmuncha]

Don't walk on my grass (it's about the size of a coffee table between 2 houses)
Please deliver quieter the mail hitting my floor wakes me up!! no joke (advised her to put a pillow below letter box)
don't walk on the grass your ruining it (there's a car parked on it, it helps the growth!!)
don't walk on the grass we just fed it and restored it (i swear i looked at her then the garden and back again- there was 5inches of snow on it!!!!)
Customer-"this letter is not for me", Me-"do you live there"
Cust-"yes", Me-"then it's for you, your the HOUSEHOLDER" (letter said to the householder)

you could go on forever

[Postman Plodd]

'Dont walk past the window i could be naked!' Dont worry it's nowt i wont have seen a thousand times before and in much better nick

'You're damaging the concrete' Yes, infinitesimally incrementally over the years i may take a few microns off the surface

'You drop eleastic bands all over my garden' No, your brat who asked for them left them there

'You trailed dog muck up the path' HER dog had taken a massive crap behind the gate and i didnt see it til it was too late

[post_bitch]