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POSTMAN
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That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.
DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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DGP1
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I think they're still a pain in the arseLounge Lizard wrote:Are they any better yet ?POSTMAN wrote:That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.
DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
Are they advertising any of those 'hard' pills
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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TeeferTiger
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Those viagra eye drops that make you look hard?DGP1 wrote:I think they're still a pain in the arseLounge Lizard wrote:Are they any better yet ?POSTMAN wrote:That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.
DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!I'll get my coat
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Are they advertising any of those 'hard' pills
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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wiganpostie
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Re: best medication
Another 'blast' from the past.
I'll get me coat too.
I'll get me coat too.
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clashcityrocker
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Re: best medication
Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.
Works for me.
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.
Works for me.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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DGP1
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Re: best medication
Do you shove them up your arse???clashcityrocker wrote:Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.
Works for me.
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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fishtank
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Re: best medication
It's optional...it won't help your piles but.....DGP1 wrote: Do you shove them up your arse???
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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clashcityrocker
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I can't quite reach so I get someone to do it for me.DGP1 wrote:
Do you shove them up your arse???
Joking aside the figs are not to be used as a rectal suppository.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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dvbuk55
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Re: best medication
Please DG let's not lower the tone, I mean just imagine if the poor bloke had wind, he could do someone serious harm, break a window, tear clothes...... you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatalDGP1 wrote:Do you shove them up your arse???clashcityrocker wrote:Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.
Works for me.
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fishtank
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Re: best medication
I would imagine it would at your age dvb.dvbuk55 wrote: you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatal
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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dvbuk55
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Re: best medication
Not fatal exactly, but when the blood rushes down there, I faint - I sometimes wonder if some rampant chick takes advantage of me whilst I'm out - no no not the one in the photofishtank wrote:I would imagine it would at your age dvb.dvbuk55 wrote: you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatal![]()
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krussel
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Re: best medication
dvbuk55 wrote:but when the blood rushes down there, I faint
Was it you in a younger form
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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dvbuk55
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Crap! My cover has been blown, yes it's true, in the day I used to do stunt cock work for the adult film industry. Now the work has dried up of course, I still get the odd gig, but business has been a bit limp latelykrussel wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:but when the blood rushes down there, I faintErr i saw this once in a err 80's adult educational film. The guy was called KING DOM
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