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Daily huddle ( once a week)

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eastie
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Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by eastie »

Every Wednesday the DOM comes round and says in the huddle " mail is down, very light today" with a figure plucked out of thin air as the amount of letters which has come in, needless to say he forgets the mail carried over from the day before.
This is a ruse to try and stop people cutting off.
I left one row today(1 loop) out of 7 for my part of p/l which was 12 bundles and 22 packets which would have been 3 bags.
According to the planners they have worked out my whole round on 20 packets total :evil/mad
They keep saying about the letters but the packet situation is getting silly now as our van on wed and thurs is 2/3rds full of just packets
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by clashcityrocker »

I hate to be pedantic but you can't have a daily huddle once a week.
The title should just be Weekly Huddle.
Sorry.
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by fishtank »

I thought it was sarcastic or facetious...
I can never tell the difference.. :neutral:
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

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fishtank wrote:I thought it was sarcastic or facetious...
I can never tell the difference.. :neutral:

I think one is spelt differently to the other :cuppa
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by Lateagainpostie »

If mail is down every week .. does that mean we'll soon have none to deliver :dance

One way to find out is to count 250 letters into a tray and weigh it, make a not of the weight... then weigh every tray of mech you get..that will give you an idea of how many letters you are getting in a tray... more than 250 or less.
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

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Lateagainpostie wrote:If mail is down every week .. does that mean we'll soon have none to deliver :dance

No..that is a mathematical impossibility.
The percentage decrease is a percentage of an ever decreasing function of the primary.
It is known as an exponential decay.

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Eventually mail volumes are predicted to trough at 1866 levels where park&loop will be replaced by one guy on a horse for each postcode area.

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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by Dorset Plodder »

fishtank wrote:I thought it was sarcastic or facetious...
I can never tell the difference.. :neutral:
We really should have an appropriate smilie as I have the same problem... This is about as close as it gets :whistle
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by wandle »

The above image does not represent a true picture Royal Mail in 2011, as there is no Trap to go with the Pony.

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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by eastie »

clashcityrocker wrote:I hate to be pedantic but you can't have a daily huddle once a week.
The title should just be Weekly Huddle.
Sorry.
thats what they say and we just laugh
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by arty_morty »

Eastie, you're not in the Hull area are you?
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by glenfiddich »

arty_morty wrote:Eastie, you're not in the Hull area are you?
i dont think he is cos the dom dont huddle there
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by Stormproof »

Anyone got a weighbridge at their office? Most of our vans are now overweight with P & L, good job the mail is dropping off :whistle
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by WHITEANT »

Well we were told mail is down 22% ,managers bonusus up 22% ,coll shares down 100%, managers LAST BONUS up 100% strange isnt it ;liar
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

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Stormproof wrote:Anyone got a weighbridge at their office? Most of our vans are now overweight with P & L, good job the mail is dropping off :whistle
Don't take it out then, although most vans can handle 500kg of load (including the driver) or find your local weighbridge, the address should up in the office :wink:
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Re: Daily huddle ( once a week)

Post by Lateagainpostie »

DGP1 wrote:
Stormproof wrote:Anyone got a weighbridge at their office? Most of our vans are now overweight with P & L, good job the mail is dropping off :whistle
Don't take it out then, although most vans can handle 500kg of load (including the driver) or find your local weighbridge, the address should up in the office :wink:
Very unlikely, we got two days mail in a combo and were still 50kg under with both of us, what they could get you on is uneven distribution though, as all that weight in the back makes the steering very light
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