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Lets buy RM and form a co-operative

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steviemac
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Lets buy RM and form a co-operative

Post by steviemac »

Some financial institution somewhere will finance a third party to buy Royal Mail , why not us ? We have the knowledge and skills to run the the business , if we feel we can do a better job then lets explore it. Management buyouts are commonplace so why not sell to the employees, CWU must be able to put a presentation together to a bank just as competently as TNT , seriously .....why not ?
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Re: Lets buy RM and form a co-operative

Post by hans solo »

downpayment of 200m from colleague share for a start
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Post by IcanthelpthewayIam »

we could all lobby the pension trustees to buy the business, they have a big enough pot of funds,
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Post by apple »

as the colleague shares are valued at nothing, then it's going to be one of those companies where someone can buy it for a quid surely!
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Have you seen the prices in the co-op,f***ing rip off!
And they have just bought somerfield and fecked everything up!
:no no
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POSTMAN wrote:Have you seen the prices in the co-op,f***ing rip off!
And they have just bought somerfield and fecked everything up!
:no no
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Post by steven100 »

Yeah lets buy RM and start a collegue share, guarateed to give you bonuses year in year out, wait valued at 0,just before last payout :hmmmm ... sound familiar
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Post by BettySwollocks »

And who takes care of the pensions deficit ?
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Post by pyphon »

POSTMAN wrote:Have you seen the prices in the co-op,f***ing rip off!
And they have just bought somerfield and fecked everything up!
:no no
co-operative group profits up 50%, food sales down but that's due to closing stores for re-fits. :cool
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Post by belle smith »

apple wrote:as the colleague shares are valued at nothing, then it's going to be one of those companies where someone can buy it for a quid surely!
If it wasn't the goverment selling it that is what would happen.....but with the pesion deficit.
steviemac
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Re: Lets buy RM and form a co-operative

Post by steviemac »

Gvt has already agreed to separate pensions from any sale , we could pay £2 billion and get £25 billion in assets (property etc) ,
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then we can sell all the assets 23 billion profit lol
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Post by Wessex »

spen wrote:then we can sell all the assets 23 billion profit lol
I'm with you Spen that's 200 k each that's real Colleague Shares lol
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spen wrote:then we can sell all the assets 23 billion profit lol
What are you laughing at?
What do you think the real buyer plans to do? :chuckle :nervous
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Post by BLACKHEART »

As RM intend to sell of the business in different categories i.e.Deliveries ( letters ), Parcelforce, Warehousing, Processing / Distribution.
We are going to end up being franchises anyway.
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