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New starters
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noggin1969
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blue1873
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Re: New starters
noggin1969 wrote:6 new starters turned up this morning , after the usual tour of the office fire exits , toilets , rest room ( not much chance of them using that ) by the lino they were then taken to their deliveries. This was when it went abit pear shaped
DIM " Get them new starters issued with Hi Vizs "
Lino 1" We haven't any "
DIM " Well get them cycle helmets and i'll see what we can do "
Lino 1 " We haven't any of them either "
DIM " ******* ******** ********* "
Lino 2 " We haven't any spare bikes either "
DIM " ******* ******* *********** ************* "Linos " What shall we do ? "
DIM " Do you think they could follow the regular postie in their own cars ? "
Rep " Can i have a word in the office NOW "
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
Happy Happy Days 
.............Total Fuds!!! 