Knob of the week award

[BettySwollocks]

At my office (at least in the isle we were working in), we used to run an award for the "Knob of the week",
usually for the tit who first came out with "surely it can't be worse than this tomorrow" quote !
but it could be for any reason, maybe if they were too critical of a colleague, too mouthy, generally being a tw*t,
but reasons varied, and we all had a proper vote, we even had a trophy to award.
I once won "Knob of the year"
any other offices have a similar thing going ?
maybe we could start a Royal Mail Chat knob of the week ?

[plainpat]

Oh Gawd...They'll all be in the Naughty Room comparing the size of their






Ego's

[pinstripe]

I used to think I could have won that. But then I realised that the competition was too much.

[krussel]

I once won "Knob of the year"

Tell us more, tell us more

[coxie]

We started off postman of the week for a laugh, we used to vote every friday and the one with most votes was postman of the week, there were a lot of joke votes but it was a good laugh. The spirit for that is now long gone, we wouldn't even get the time.

[BettySwollocks]

I once won "Knob of the year"

Tell us more, tell us more

I think i got it because i'd won the weekly vote more than anyone else that particular year, wasn't for any single reason,
it was awesome back then, we had all the characters in the office working in the same isle,
was a great laugh, now some have been transferred, resigned, sacked or dispersed around the office
moral in our place has been shot to pieces.

[chelseachris]

I once won "Knob of the year"

Tell us more, tell us more

Our manager has won it 49 weeks running

[DGP1]

If you come over to the naughty room then you can examine my knob.................did I type that, I only meant to think it

[BettySwollocks]

If you come over to the naughty room then you can examine my knob.................did I type that, I only meant to think it

thanks for the offer, but i'm not too keen on cheese

[bensonhedge]

we have a knob of the week in our office......just a shame the dom wins it every feckin week

[DGP1]

If you come over to the naughty room then you can examine my knob.................did I type that, I only meant to think it

thanks for the offer, but i'm not too keen on cheese

Nobody has complained.....................yet but then everyone in the naughty room is a little bit deranged

[krussel]

everyone in the naughty room is a little bit deranged

I am actually a lot better now i take the bromide tablets and you let me keep the light on