"Your just not trying hard enough" -
, just after the walks became humanly impossible to do.
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Managers gags
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steven100
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Managers gags
I've just put a few managers quotes but thought id make it a new thread
"Your just not trying hard enough" - , just after the walks became humanly impossible to do.
"Your just not trying hard enough" -
, just after the walks became humanly impossible to do.-
baleout
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Re: Managers gags
"I'll get back to you"!
"Just do it today and we will sort something out for tomorrow"
"We are a team"
"Just do it today and we will sort something out for tomorrow"
"We are a team"
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fishtank
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Re: Managers gags
Oh...sorry i thought this was an entirely different thread.... 
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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steven100
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Re: Managers gags
Do you think RM will pay the ransom money!!!!fishtank wrote:Oh...sorry i thought this was an entirely different thread....
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baleout
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Re: Managers gags
Only if they want the rope back !
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Tamsky
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Re: Managers gags
[/quote]What to do with the DOM if you hear the fire alarm
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taurus88
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Re: Managers gags
"I'll sort it out/I'll have a look/Give me ten minutes"
Three different things that mean exactly the same - you'd best go and sort it out yourself because there's no chance of me doing it.
Three different things that mean exactly the same - you'd best go and sort it out yourself because there's no chance of me doing it.
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pinstripe
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Re: Managers gags
"Come and see me when you get back."
Yeah right, like you're still going to be there.
Yeah right, like you're still going to be there.
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krussel
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Re: Managers gags
"its all swings and roundabouts"
"i will flag that up"
"sorters up now please"
"i will flag that up"
"sorters up now please"
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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iamnotadoormat
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Re: Managers gags
"just deal with it"
"if you dont like it theres the door"
"if you dont like it theres the door"
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plainpat
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Re: Managers gags
I used to do that round in 18 blah de blah and it used to take me 10 mins...............
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BELIAL
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Re: Managers gags
What to do with the DOM if you hear the fire alarm[/quote]Tamsky wrote:
Quick Brothermagrew we have a transgressor 
Bye
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bunkerland
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Re: Managers gags
"Listen up folks,due to unforseen circumstances............."
"It should only take you about ten minutes each"
"It should only take you about ten minutes each"
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feduppostie
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Re: Managers gags
Me: it's forecast to be over 80 degrees today and i don't have a toilet I can use
Manager: Make sure you don't drink alot then
Manager: Make sure you don't drink alot then