ANNOUNCEMENT : ALL OF ROYAL MAIL'S EMPLOYMENT POLICIES (AGREEMENTS) AT A GLANCE (Updated 2021)... HERE

ANNOUNCEMENT : PLEASE BE AWARE WE ARE NOT ON FACEBOOK AT ALL!

what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
anTi
Posts: 380
Joined: 19 Oct 2009, 15:54
Gender: Male

what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by anTi »

This new uniform only goes to a 33" leg...

... i guess il be wearing jack ups then?
wiganpostie
Posts: 670
Joined: 09 Mar 2010, 20:16
Gender: Male

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by wiganpostie »

What happens if you're a 34" + leg? You get to do more absorption, as your lino will reason that your long legs will allow you to walk faster. :crazy:
clashcityrocker
Posts: 16685
Joined: 22 Sep 2009, 13:50
Gender: Male
Location: strummerville

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by clashcityrocker »

you probably bang your head more often than shorter people.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
fishtank
Posts: 19732
Joined: 28 Sep 2007, 17:22
Gender: Male

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by fishtank »

clashcityrocker wrote:you probably bang your head more often than shorter people.
He didn't say he was tall.
Could be 5ft tall with 34inch legs. :chuckle
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
clashcityrocker
Posts: 16685
Joined: 22 Sep 2009, 13:50
Gender: Male
Location: strummerville

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by clashcityrocker »

While this is completely off topic - I think you'll find there is a direct correlation between someone's leg length and their height.
While not completely impossible to be 5' with a 34'' leg, I think it is highly unlikely and would probably pose severe problems of balance.
I doubt you could work as a postie with such a physique.
Now back to winding up tman. :chuckle
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
noggin1969
Posts: 1321
Joined: 13 Oct 2009, 17:28
Gender: Male

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by noggin1969 »

.
Last edited by noggin1969 on 06 Oct 2010, 21:27, edited 1 time in total.
DGP1
Posts: 15551
Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by DGP1 »

clashcityrocker wrote:While this is completely off topic - I think you'll find there is a direct correlation between someone's leg length and their height.
While not completely impossible to be 5' with a 34'' leg, I think it is highly unlikely and would probably pose severe problems of balance.
I doubt you could work as a postie with such a physique.
Now back to winding up tman. :chuckle
CCR You are a naughty boy :chuckle :chuckle
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
Lounge Lizard
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 9458
Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by Lounge Lizard »

34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
DGP1
Posts: 15551
Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by DGP1 »

Lounge Lizard wrote:34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
I don't like to boast but :nervous :chuckle
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
mazza111
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 877
Joined: 09 Mar 2010, 16:30
Gender: Female

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by mazza111 »

Enough Ego sizes plz gents! Men who usual brag are as big as my little pinky!!!


Back to topic, you should be able to order them unhemmed and put a hem on them to the correct length. Had to do that with the women's ones before, as RMs 31" leg actually came in at 29" leg :crazy:
dvbuk55
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 16650
Joined: 02 Jun 2007, 19:17
Gender: Male

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by dvbuk55 »

DGP1 wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
I don't like to boast but :nervous :chuckle
No No DGP he's talking inches not mm - theres a difference - I mean think of all those women you've conned with the 9 inches tale. :angel
Stormproof
Posts: 6116
Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
Gender: Female

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by Stormproof »

DGP1 wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
I don't like to boast but :nervous :chuckle
We've had this conversation before DGP, remember what I told you last time :whistle
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


Illegitimi non carborundum
DGP1
Posts: 15551
Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by DGP1 »

dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
I don't like to boast but :nervous :chuckle
No No DGP he's talking inches not mm - theres a difference - I mean think of all those women you've conned with the 9 inches tale. :angel
Conned :shock: what can you mean by that, none of them come back for seconds (most of them say firsts :neutral: ) but that must be their problem and not mine :nervous
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
dvbuk55
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 16650
Joined: 02 Jun 2007, 19:17
Gender: Male

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by dvbuk55 »

DGP1 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:34" length ? :Very Happy
or 34" girth ? :shock:
I don't like to boast but :nervous :chuckle
No No DGP he's talking inches not mm - theres a difference - I mean think of all those women you've conned with the 9 inches tale. :angel
Conned :shock: what can you mean by that, none of them come back for seconds (most of them say firsts :neutral: ) but that must be their problem and not mine :nervous
Damn right DGP, once they've had the full DGP treatment, then that's it for life........you don't want to give them too much of a good thing :angel
TeeferTiger
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 2783
Joined: 22 Dec 2008, 13:56
Gender: Female
Location: Welsh Wales

Re: what happens if your a 34" + leg?...

Post by TeeferTiger »

My boyfriend proudly announced earlier he has a "41 inch girth". :shock: He meant chest size... :roll:
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?