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5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

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clashcityrocker
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5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by clashcityrocker »

Step 1 - find a disused building
Step 2 - place 5 sets of D2D inside
Step 3 - douse in petrol
Step 4 - apply naked flame
Step 5 - retreat and enjoy

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iamnotadoormat
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by iamnotadoormat »

i like this, must try that sometime!!!!!!!
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Robbo318
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by Robbo318 »

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One of these is worth its weight in gold. Pays for itself after 2 weeks of Delivery Supplement. :funneh
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TeeferTiger
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by TeeferTiger »

Robbo318 wrote:Image

One of these is worth its weight in gold. Pays for itself after 2 weeks of Delivery Supplement. :funneh
£29.98 from B&Q... mine got stolen just before Xmas last year. Good job I have an old oil drum with holes in it to use instead innit!
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AnotherLimey
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by AnotherLimey »

I have a better solution, take 20% a day and do not absorb, simple.
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guvenor
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by guvenor »

its a wee bit sad we all think alike
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Debbie
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by Debbie »

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Save Money on hamster paper, use unwanted D2Ds Keep you going for years and bag up the rest and sell to the nearest pet shop.
:hmmmm actually , I think I might be onto something here lol.
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fishtank
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by fishtank »

Think industrial size for when they go to 6+........

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Stormproof
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

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So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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NWpostie
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by NWpostie »

Stormproof wrote:Image
looks like somebody is one step ahead of you and burned the whole Office :crazy:
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Doone
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by Doone »

PMSL......FUNNY AS f**k :cuppa
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Judgee
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by Judgee »

I think you are all being very selfish! :so there

You should give them to the pensioners on your walks to burn. That way they can keep warm in the winter AND buy food wthout having to choose one or the other! :dance
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dejavu
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by dejavu »

Theyre bloody hard work to burn D2Ds. Need a good fire.
I've been told :shhhhh
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wiganpostie
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by wiganpostie »

dejavu wrote:Theyre bloody hard work to burn D2Ds.
I'm sure that's no accident. Somone told me a little vegetable oil sprinkled on top of the pile works wonders, allegedly.
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smokerjim
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Re: 5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

Post by smokerjim »

Nah, what you want is white spirit - no forensic trace from white spirit....allegedly :whistle
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