Delivery decision

[Thunderthighs]

Been covering a lads round, done it loadsa times.
Put the mail bag within the rear entrance of offices as it's always quite a bit, and there's always some having a fag.
Door is secured, with coded lock etc, so no chance of anyone getting in. Workers always open the door for me.

Walking away, had a nice Yummy Mummy blonde chase after me.
Her, "Was it you who put the mail in?"
Me, in RM orange/blue waterproof, "Yes, why?"
Her, "Well it's a breach of security, can you take it round the front from now on?"
Me, "Er...ok, no problem."

CONCLUSION: This yummy mummy, who doesn't want me to empty my sack into her back entrance, now wants to take it up the front way.

No problem, no problem at all...

[bedfordrl]

Oh !! be careful , I have heard a lot about these STDs, Special Transcribed Deliveries,or even Gonorrhaways.

Be sure to use some protection i.e. that little blue thing that stretches over your helmet.

[Lounge Lizard]

"and there's always some having a fag." - but that's not you ? or is it ?