sick excuse?

[thebigone]

ill cut the crap i use the sick time as holidays(truth)on no stage at the moment been working for rm 10 years through them years iv gave so many resons for being off sick im running out,only looking for 7 days this time round so no sick note required,do any of you know some excuses i can use,not swine flu just incase i get it after?some kind of illness pref lasting 7 days

[mclovin]

Its people like you................lol.

[krussel]

ill cut the crap i use the sick time as holidays(truth)on no stage at the moment been working for rm 10 years through them years iv gave so many resons for being off sick im running out,only looking for 7 days this time round so no sick note required,do any of you know some excuses i can use,not swine flu just incase i get it after?some kind of illness pref lasting 7 days

[TrueBlueTerrier]

[ashtoninho]

ill cut the crap i use the sick time as holidays(truth)on no stage at the moment been working for rm 10 years through them years iv gave so many resons for being off sick im running out,only looking for 7 days this time round so no sick note required,do any of you know some excuses i can use,not swine flu just incase i get it after?some kind of illness pref lasting 7 days

bad aids that what i went with last week

[DGP1]

You could always try 'Man Flu' which I believe is recognised medical condition

[k979aaa]

HEMORRHOIDS no one wants to know and who will clean up after you if they really are that bad!.

[darth]

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play the video!

[Carnoustie]

ill cut the crap i use the sick time as holidays(truth)on no stage at the moment been working for rm 10 years through them years iv gave so many resons for being off sick im running out,only looking for 7 days this time round so no sick note required,do any of you know some excuses i can use,not swine flu just incase i get it after?some kind of illness pref lasting 7 days

Lazyitis ??

Bloke in our office thought he was smart, like you. Got a genuine bout of ill-health after milking 'the rules' for years, ended up getting a Stage 3 cos the genuine ones happened close together over a period of less than a year. When they looked at his TOTAL absence back-catalogue, they dismissed him at his RTU.

I still see him around town every now and then, invariably the worse for drink and looking like a tramp. Learn the lesson

[underpaidoverwalked]

ill cut the crap i use the sick time as holidays(truth)on no stage at the moment been working for rm 10 years through them years iv gave so many resons for being off sick im running out,only looking for 7 days this time round so no sick note required,do any of you know some excuses i can use,not swine flu just incase i get it after?some kind of illness pref lasting 7 days

lazyitis

[POSTMAN]

Possibly fair to say that the vast majority (If you haven't,don't start ranting)on here have swung here and there,but you're playing with fire nowadays.

[LouBarlow]

Dont go for sciatica or anything back related, as you get atos on your case, even if you have had no time off before

[Harry_Perkins]

Dont go for sciatica or anything back related, as you get atos on your case, even if you have had no time off before

haha, good 'ol Sciatica. We had one chap here get it and then a couple of days later another chap 'goes down' with it. Cue jokes about how he'd caught it off him on the bus etc.

[soltan]

VD and stress

[k979aaa]

VD and stress

Is it as a consequence of work or is it just being on the job!.