Naughty things happening, whilst posting lol

[kwf166]

We have the the lonely wifes and husbands thread, what about the naughty stuff going on in the bedroom I being this up as yesterday, as I was putting the mail through the door, and all I could hear was some naughty stuff going on in the house,all I remember is the sound of some woman moaning, I must admit it did delay me for a min, I was expecting that I should point out that it might of been a porn movie, but if it was, why have it on so loud

Anyway have you ever heard any strange noises coming from the bedroom and was you lucky to enough to be invited in

[DGP1]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

I'd have looked through the window Usually if I hear grunting and groaning then it turns out to be the couple just moving something heavy around

[kwf166]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

Mmmm thats a bit difficult, considering how hard it is to push a letter through these dammed letter boxes, never mind peeping eyes

[dvbuk55]

C'mon - in this day and age - who doesn't carry a mini spy cam on a long pole - just for those very occasions - look for an open bathroom window with running water and a falsetto voice.....................................

[smokerjim]

C'mon - in this day and age - who doesn't carry a mini spy cam on a long pole - just for those very occasions - look for an open bathroom window with running water and a falsetto voice.....................................

You'd be looking for a babe & find......

[k979aaa]

C'mon - in this day and age - who doesn't carry a mini spy cam on a long pole - just for those very occasions - look for an open bathroom window with running water and a falsetto voice.....................................

You'd be looking for a babe & find......

I think i will take my chance with the pit bull instead!.

[norbert]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

I'd have looked through the window Usually if I hear grunting and groaning then it turns out to be the couple just moving something heavy around

I think you've been in enough trouble before DGP , not court ......again and another spell of hastily arranged unpaid special leave or being down on the board as " career break " .

[DGP1]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

I'd have looked through the window Usually if I hear grunting and groaning then it turns out to be the couple just moving something heavy around

I think you've been enough trouble before DGP , not court ......again and another spell of hastily arranged unpaid special leave or being down on the board as " career break " .

Did you hear that the first person to be charged with 'extreme porn' was from Northern Ireland..........................so I'll be 'busy' for the next few months
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8167351.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dvbuk55]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

I'd have looked through the window Usually if I hear grunting and groaning then it turns out to be the couple just moving something heavy around

I think you've been enough trouble before DGP , not court ......again and another spell of hastily arranged unpaid special leave or being down on the board as " career break " .

Did you hear that the first person to be charged with 'extreme porn' was from Northern Ireland..........................so I'll be 'busy' for the next few months
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8167351.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll try and smuggle a file in, but in the meantime try and stay out of the showers it could prove a painful experience

[norbert]

Typical pervy posty pmsl i would of looked through the letter box

I'd have looked through the window Usually if I hear grunting and groaning then it turns out to be the couple just moving something heavy around

I think you've been enough trouble before DGP , not court ......again and another spell of hastily arranged unpaid special leave or being down on the board as " career break " .

Did you hear that the first person to be charged with 'extreme porn' was from Northern Ireland..........................so I'll be 'busy' for the next few months
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8167351.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll try and smuggle a file in, but in the meantime try and stay out of the showers it could prove a painful experience

[dvbuk55]

A bit outdated that cell Norbert, where's the 32" LCD TV, the PS3, XBox 360, mobile phone charger, laptop and wireless router not forgetting the fitted carpets and of course the now instituted conjugal visits - and I'm not talking the bloke from the next cell here

[norbert]

A bit outdated that cell Norbert, where's the 32" LCD TV, the PS3, XBox 360, mobile phone charger, laptop and wireless router not forgetting the fitted carpets and of course the now instituted conjugal visits - and I'm not talking the bloke from the next cell here

If my memory serves me right , I doubt if DGP would want Mrs DGP to come round for conjugal visits , he'd be better off telling Mrs DGP that he was doing " missionary work " or something only for financial constraints , DGP wouldn't be pushing too hard for remission & parole either !

[dvbuk55]

A bit outdated that cell Norbert, where's the 32" LCD TV, the PS3, XBox 360, mobile phone charger, laptop and wireless router not forgetting the fitted carpets and of course the now instituted conjugal visits - and I'm not talking the bloke from the next cell here

If my memory serves me right , I doubt if DGP would want Mrs DGP to come round for conjugal visits , he'd be better off telling Mrs DGP that he was doing " missionary work " or something only for financial constraints , DGP wouldn't be pushing too hard for remission & parole either !

This missionary work - you do mean missionary work dont you - NOT "missionary" works - I mean it works for me but then I'm easily pleased.

[DGP1]

A bit outdated that cell Norbert, where's the 32" LCD TV, the PS3, XBox 360, mobile phone charger, laptop and wireless router not forgetting the fitted carpets and of course the now instituted conjugal visits - and I'm not talking the bloke from the next cell here

If my memory serves me right , I doubt if DGP would want Mrs DGP to come round for conjugal visits , he'd be better off telling Mrs DGP that he was doing " missionary work " or something only for financial constraints , DGP wouldn't be pushing too hard for remission & parole either !

You'd better watch that Mrs DGP doesn't catch you posting things about her because I'd rather face down a pack of angry wolves in a sausage and bacon suit than face her