Government retirement scheme

[wolfie citizen smith]

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early) Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Those who have not been RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much s**t (Special High Intensity Training) as is possible.

The government has always prided itself on the amount of s**t it produces. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s**t, please bring this to the attention of your local MP, all of whom have been specially trained to give you all the s**t you can handle.

[calpsy]

HA HA HA

Nice one Wolfie .

[Oh no its raining]

Brilliant!

[k979aaa]

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early) Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Those who have not been RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much s**t (Special High Intensity Training) as is possible.

The government has always prided itself on the amount of s**t it produces. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s**t, please bring this to the attention of your local MP, all of whom have been specially trained to give you all the s**t you can handle.

THIS IS SO BAD send it too every press and internet site!.

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top class !! just watched mandelson on the Marr show that man is definately full of s%%t !