Stuff you find on streets

[da'bunny]

once picked up a neatly folded £20 and £10, shoved them quickly in my pocket before someone saw me, got home took it out unfolded them only to see homer simpson where the queen should have been

Gutted I found a dollar bill on my round, thought that was pretty cool!

[el_cartero]

i found a jobby

[TrueBlueTerrier]

i found a jobby

Strange hobby but I suppose being a Postman will attract a wide range of people.

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[jessthecat]

A dead body!! Well. it was at a funeral directors. I had a special and normally you go in through the garage door and shout. I went through and shouted...no answer....so walked through another door that said said strictly no access... I thought 'they won't mind..i'm the postie'...and then I saw why!! Some old dear laying on the table! I didn't recognise her though, and made a sharp exit feeling.....a little shall we say...sick!!
Went back later to get a signature!

[Edward Hunter]

Found a bloke having an heart attack, had to call 999 and wait with him - hes dead now. Also had a woman shout through the front door that her boyfriend had locked her in, did my good deed for the day and let her out. I found it quite hard to believe that he did that by accident She vowed revenge.

[old-postie]

keys in front doors at least once a week

2 litre bottle of diet pepsi

car propped up on bricks with all the windows smashed ( about once a decade )

sack of mail that belonging to another walk that was sent to one of my second bag drops

two passports, driving licence and libary card

mobile phone

line manager spying on me

a girlfriend

a baby hedgehog

old-postie

[Splappy_McSplap]

I found £70 lying in the road once.

Then, just the other day I found a dog taking a dump (which smelled so bad I almost puked) in some poor fellow's front garden, while the owners indifferently walked past and waited for it to catch up.

Once I was about to put some letters through someone's door and found a banana sticking out of the letterbox.

The customer was inside wondering what the hell I was doing messing around so I had to shout to her through the door "There's a banana in your letterbox" so she could remove it which is probably the most bizarre thing I have said on my deliveries.

I thought about writing "No access - banana" for a minute though.

[ashadd]

In the good old days when you could get out early, you know , when it was dark, i had one of the main roads out of our town, i found plenty of cash, fivers ,tenners and a couple of twentys and loads of puke.....now on the the walk i have there is the odd bag of dope......which goes down the nearest drain.

[DGP1]

In the good old days when you could get out early, you know , when it was dark, i had one of the main roads out of our town, i found plenty of cash, fivers ,tenners and a couple of twentys and loads of puke.....now on the the walk i have there is the odd bag of dope......which goes down the nearest drain.

You shouldn't do that you should instead have just incinerated it

[Beforenineoclockgoodone]

I found a dead man sat on his couch one morning, his dog was barking at the window & thats what made me look. The guy was just sat there with his mouth open.

[gj1023]

I found a mates dad dead on next doors doorstep some years ago, bit of a shock

[Splappy_McSplap]

In the good old days when you could get out early, you know , when it was dark, i had one of the main roads out of our town, i found plenty of cash, fivers ,tenners and a couple of twentys and loads of puke.....now on the the walk i have there is the odd bag of dope......which goes down the nearest drain.

Haha, I remember going through the hazard log thingy with a line manager for a town centre route, I had to tell him to put down "slipping on puke" as a hazard.

[Dushku2309]

Saturday morning is normally Keys in doors and car boots and the usual assortments of shite that has fallen out of various purses and wallets s students try to let into their homes, drunk at 4am.

One morning, I found a suitcase on wheels on a door step. Knocked , only for some drop dead, but half asleep woman to answer. Turns out she was an airline stewardess who had come home in the wee hours and was so tired she'd let herself in and just went to bed.

But, a lot of times people will just look embarrassed and simply 'thank you' for telling them that their keys are in the door or that the hatch-back boot is wide open. But if they don't - They can expect a 739 card the next time a packet comes their way!!!

A Posties toil can be sometimes be rewarding, the odd fiver or tenner here, a bag of speed there and the obligatory porn mag stash to while away the hours in the office ( 50+ seems to be the fave age on my round for some reason!) but it's the £1 coin that some f****r has super-glued to the pavement on my round, that still catches me out every now and then!!!

[el_cartero]

Theres a new Jobby on my walk near my box. found it yesterday .

[dados]

part timers always get the sh!tty walks