The "How was your day" thread.

[DGP1]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

11am would only be my finish time if BT bills were out 8/9am finishes but now 11/12/1 finishes (I'm really starting to hate these later starts)

[majeed]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

If you're on a PC, press the console button and type:

tgm

This puts you in God mode.

Then click on a guard and type

kill

exit the console and hey presto! He's dead!

to take a bounty off your head, you need to go to the console, type:

player.setcrimegold 0 and press enter. Note: if you are being chased by guards, you must leave the city for this cheat to take effect.

also, while in the console, try:

psb

(this gives you all of the 'magic spells')

also:

player.additem 0000000f 200000000

gives you all the gold you want, but as you don't need to buy things in God mode, you might as well just get on and enjoy the quests.

But, if you get bored with a quest, just type this into the console:

movetoqt

to move directly to the quest target

or, alternatively:

caqs

to complete all quest stages.

If you want a full list of cheats, go to:

http://uk.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/theelders ... hints.html

or type the following into the console:

help

[majeed]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

I forgot to mention: I get up about 5am any way to do my morning prayers!
I am looking forward to expecting very early, freezing cold, icy, windy mornings. Vicious dogs, collapsible walls, raunchy recipients (well, they won't get any change out of me), sharp letter boxes, tiny letter boxes, mail not sorted properly into bundles, tons of D2D, backlogs to clear, complaints from the team (a) that people don't take their break and (b) come in and go out at silly o'clock and (c) do far too much overtime, and (d) the way the pouches collect water and (e) the way the uniform doesn't keep you dry and (f) the horrors of desk duty and irate customers and (g) painful, regulation shoes (that I refuse to pee into) and (h) mixing with 'the good un's' (as dad Terrier puts it) and (j) keepin away from t' bad 'un's (as dad Terrier puts it) and.. and.. and... achoo! (sneezes from the paper dust). God bless all of the guys - my guys - at Royal Mail! Awww! JOIN THE UNION.

[Fishyfingers]

Dum forgot to tell the guy that drops off our mail in the morning the new combination to the door so we never got our first mail till after 7am and we got a nice small bonus bt phone bills so had to go to most doors,so much for a early finish on a Saturday.

[Up Hill Down Hill]

Not too bad, Finished prepping at 8 so sorted out half of my d2d's

Newspaper time again, Means I needed an extra bag

Also had all my MS3's and Flats/Schools/Business's that where left on Saturday

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

If you're on a PC, press the console button and type:

tgm

This puts you in God mode.-----------------------------------

Cheers majeed that was very handy

[dvbuk55]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

If you're on a PC, press the console button and type:

tgm

This puts you in God mode.-----------------------------------

Cheers majeed that was very handy

Why on earth would you need a cheat to put you in God mode my children!

What is the point of buying/downloading these games if you are going to cheat - my son used to get me to buy these bloody games when he was at school - go on line, get the cheats, finish them in no time flat and I would be £25 out of pocket

[leiwolf]

the word shite shite and more shite comes to mind
I came in this morning expecting to be on a certain round all week, only to find someone else doing it, nice to be told, but the worst thing is, that this person who was only doing it for one day, is doing my pennies for the rest of the week. You can tell how happy that makes me, esp as either he or the manager lied to me.
"What!!" i hear you say in shock retort
"A manager has lied to you"
Either that or my work colleuge has just pulled his pants up quickly after pooing on me.
Ah well never mind roll on beer day

[majeed]

Ha I am playing Oblivion 4 but keep getting nicked by those guards. My thievery (in the game ) is not too good.

11am wake up - your in for a shock soon majeed - that used to be my finishing time on Saturdays.

If you're on a PC, press the console button and type:

tgm

This puts you in God mode.-----------------------------------

Cheers majeed that was very handy

No problems: there's also this wiki, for all of the Elder Scrolls:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Main_Page

[majeed]

the word shite shite and more shite comes to mind
I came in this morning expecting to be on a certain round all week, only to find someone else doing it, nice to be told, but the worst thing is, that this person who was only doing it for one day, is doing my pennies for the rest of the week. You can tell how happy that makes me, esp as either he or the manager lied to me.
"What!!" i hear you say in shock retort
"A manager has lied to you"
Either that or my work colleuge has just pulled his pants up quickly after pooing on me.
Ah well never mind roll on beer day

Well, you see, if you get frustrated by SOMEONE (who's that then?) at WORK, then using cheats makes it easier to knock the crap out of them, when you visualise them as an opponent in one of these ere games.

[postmanplod69]

another crap day on my sector,25 walks and 8 staff sorting, rest throwing walks in for o/t p/ts,had 8 bags due mainly to sector not clearing saturday and finished at 2.40(1 hr 30 o/t for me) had a go at a fellow workmate on another sector who was moaning because he was waiting 30 mins for special cards to be given out, what time did you come in i asked him, his reply"i dont know, i was in early" so told him straight if he had started at 6.15 instead of silly o clock he wouldnt have been waiting around that long, what a k*ob.

[smokerjim]

In a phrase, it was a piece of s**t - so bad, I'm looking forward to tomorrow being the 13th!

[shaunyr]

got up went to work played dodge the scab went on delivery played dodge the dog went home played dodge the wife another fun day

[DGP1]

got up went to work played dodge the scab went on delivery played dodge the dog went home played dodge the wife another fun day

Sounds like my day

[leiwolf]

the word shite shite and more shite comes to mind
I came in this morning expecting to be on a certain round all week, only to find someone else doing it, nice to be told, but the worst thing is, that this person who was only doing it for one day, is doing my pennies for the rest of the week. You can tell how happy that makes me, esp as either he or the manager lied to me.
"What!!" i hear you say in shock retort
"A manager has lied to you"
Either that or my work colleuge has just pulled his pants up quickly after pooing on me.
Ah well never mind roll on beer day

Well, you see, if you get frustrated by SOMEONE (who's that then?) at WORK, then using cheats makes it easier to knock the crap out of them, when you visualise them as an opponent in one of these ere games.

Well i did visulise on bonfire night with me and a few people put dummies on the bonfire, i won't tell you who they are as the screws would prob try and get me done on some sort of terrorist charge or something daft, but the phrase tweedle dee and tweedle dum, comes to mine