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Stuff you find on streets

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davidessex
Posts: 119
Joined: 19 Oct 2007, 15:10

Post by davidessex »

k979aaa wrote:
shaunyr wrote:i once found a woman with a broken leg she.d fallen off some steps trimming her bush .still got £25 voucher for helping
She should not be trimming her bush in public any way! :oops: :shock:
oh yes she should!!!
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shaunyr
Posts: 60
Joined: 10 Oct 2007, 16:53

Post by shaunyr »

k979aaa wrote:
shaunyr wrote:i once found a woman with a broken leg she.d fallen off some steps trimming her bush .still got £25 voucher for helping
She should not be trimming her bush in public any way! :oops: :shock:
it was one of those brazilian ones but you have to keep it warm in the winter
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DGP1
Posts: 15551
Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Post by DGP1 »

shaunyr wrote:
k979aaa wrote:
shaunyr wrote:i once found a woman with a broken leg she.d fallen off some steps trimming her bush .still got £25 voucher for helping
She should not be trimming her bush in public any way! :oops: :shock:
it was one of those brazilian ones but you have to keep it warm in the winter
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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Regal
Posts: 132
Joined: 03 Nov 2007, 13:34
Gender: Male
Location: Yorkshire

Post by Regal »

I found one pound coin yesterday . YES YES YES. i can now afford a paper
Tomorrow Never Knows
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doorstep it
Posts: 80
Joined: 20 Sep 2007, 18:29
Location: HA4

Post by doorstep it »

Found another fiver today, wet through but drying out now!
:nana
DIGNITY. UNITY. STRENGTH.
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mark21
Posts: 112
Joined: 26 Jun 2007, 19:12

Post by mark21 »

Found a parcel today in the middle of the road with Grattons Catalogue on the top must have been dropped by another courier.
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pinstripe
Posts: 2466
Joined: 25 May 2007, 16:42
Gender: Male
Location: 2 left turns from reality

Post by pinstripe »

Found a portable swimming pool inside my nice new Magnums today. :crazy:
The last hour of my delivery was spent squelching my happy way up and down a hundred flights of stairs, whistling a cheery tune as I went on my merry way.
"You're late postie, is it raining?"
"No, I p***** myself and got a bit carried away." :d'oh!
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L Tommo
Posts: 3165
Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

I once found a screw with a brain cell.... Yehhh I was so suprised... :shock:

Until someone told me he was borrowing it from a postie!!! :d'oh!

Then i found a screw with a backbone.... But this one was borrowing it from a jellyfish... :crazy:


And you lot wont believe this last one..????

I once met a screw who told the truth.... DONT LARF!!!! :no no

Well now EVEN I CANT GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE... :oops:

How long is it till April 1st?????


out :wave
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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heresjohnny
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 40
Joined: 17 Oct 2007, 20:50
Gender: Male
Location: East Midlands

Post by heresjohnny »

L Tommo wrote:I once found a screw with a brain cell.... Yehhh I was so suprised... :shock:

Until someone told me he was borrowing it from a postie!!! :d'oh!

Then i found a screw with a backbone.... But this one was borrowing it from a jellyfish... :crazy:


And you lot wont believe this last one..????

I once met a screw who told the truth.... DONT LARF!!!! :no no

Well now EVEN I CANT GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE... :oops:

How long is it till April 1st?????


I'd love to Find Leighton or The CROWMAN in a compromising position ie:-
Back-scuttling Billy and Dave .asking them 'Is this the way forward?'




out :wave
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L Tommo
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Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

Over active mind anyone???? :shock:


Now im a bit of a sicko but i bow to your Total out there thoughts and the fact you put them on here in a post!!!


BRAVO Heresjohnny... :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause

I would of been proud of that on mate!!! :crazy:

Billy n Dave beware!!! :no no :no no :no no :left: :shock:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Dontparkthatthere
Posts: 3
Joined: 07 Feb 2010, 18:55
Gender: Female

Re: Things you've found on your walk...

Post by Dontparkthatthere »

I found my walk is getting bigger and bigger !!
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dados
Posts: 399
Joined: 04 Sep 2009, 16:33
Gender: Male
Location: leading the 5th column

Re: Things you've found on your walk...

Post by dados »

I found out that the job was shite,pity they didn't advertise it as such
Art as expression
Not as market campaigns
Will still capture our imaginations
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sidewinder
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 348
Joined: 24 Oct 2008, 18:05
Gender: Male

Re: Things you've found on your walk...

Post by sidewinder »

Ive had the usual bits and pieces,but the worst without a shadow of a doubt was the bucket of puke in someones porch that stayed there for at least a month.They were students and the letterbox was on the inside door.Some people..
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dblad
Posts: 448
Joined: 20 Nov 2009, 18:26
Gender: Male

Re: Things you've found on your walk...

Post by dblad »

once picked up a neatly folded £20 and £10, shoved them quickly in my pocket before someone saw me, got home took it out unfolded them only to see homer simpson where the queen should have been
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dblad
Posts: 448
Joined: 20 Nov 2009, 18:26
Gender: Male

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Post by dblad »

pinstripe wrote:Found a portable swimming pool inside my nice new Magnums today. :crazy:
The last hour of my delivery was spent squelching my happy way up and down a hundred flights of stairs, whistling a cheery tune as I went on my merry way.
"You're late postie, is it raining?"
"No, I p***** myself and got a bit carried away." :d'oh!
:chuckle
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