AND A FUNNY THING HAPPEND TO ME WAS______

waffler · Post by **waffler** » 22 Jun 2007, 22:40

One of the best I can remember was when one of the lads was out on a rural motor delivery in the sticks and found a load of rubbish that had been dumped, among it was a shop mannequin minus it's arms, into the van it goes and back to the office. It started out being dressed in RM waterproofs and put out on the roof of the delivery office tied to the boiler chimney, after a few days the local rag phoned the screws to ask if a member of staff was having a rooftop protest. It then went missing then reappeared at our Christmas booze-up, the lads took it in the pub still in uniform bought it a pint and sat it in the corner!

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 22 Jun 2007, 23:15

Thats the way to keep jobs,,, Have dumbys,, Ahhhh we do already with the screws,,,

SORRY....

I would of loved to see the faces of the screws tho... LMAO BIG STYLE....

OUT

Ive got a mate like the dumby,,, Never buys a drink all night and sits in the corner... DID U NICK MY MATE BILLY???

!!!

out again,,,

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 23 Jun 2007, 13:02

waffler wrote:One of the best I can remember was when one of the lads was out on a rural motor delivery in the sticks and found a load of rubbish that had been dumped, among it was a shop mannequin minus it's arms, into the van it goes and back to the office. It started out being dressed in RM waterproofs and put out on the roof of the delivery office tied to the boiler chimney, after a few days the local rag phoned the screws to ask if a member of staff was having a rooftop protest. It then went missing then reappeared at our Christmas booze-up, the lads took it in the pub still in uniform bought it a pint and sat it in the corner!

and now it wears pink shirts and keeps sending me a load of Royal Mail propaganda.

trojan · Post by **trojan** » 24 Jun 2007, 08:28

Waffler perhaps the mannequin will be making a guest apperance in the near future if you could get a pink shirt he would look good on a picket li

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cruisey · Post by **cruisey** » 24 Jun 2007, 08:42

WAFFLER, DON'T FORGET THE TIN OF ORANGE PAINT

waffler · Post by **waffler** » 24 Jun 2007, 22:35

trojan wrote: Waffler perhaps the mannequin will be making a guest apperance in the near future if you could get a pink shirt he would look good on a picket li ne

I will Trojan, have to see what 'Man at C&A' have in stock and cruisey there is a hardware shop down the road for the paint
or there is a fake tan place across the road.

:lfo :cfo

gasandproud · Post by **gasandproud** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:18

johno,reminds me when i first started was delivering to a house where i had to go round the side of the house face[turn ] left and caught something moving in the corner of my eye,i turned to look and there was a 16 or 17 year old kid with his cacks round his knees pulling like a good un.he turned real quick and just staired at me, pulled his cacks up and ran in to the kitchen from that day on the curtains were allways shut,funny thing was he wasnt watching a porn cd or anything but richard and judy.lol so iether wierd taste in women or he was gay.ive also had a customer and i swear this is true. ask me straight up front are you married,i nearly fell of my bike.i sort of muttered not married but live with someone.she said well if you ever fancy going out for a drink you know where i live.2 or 3 weeks later i found out her husband was terminally ill.2 or 3 weeks after that she came to her door and said would i like to come in.i asked what for with a smile ,i couldnt believe my response. but hers was even more surprising. .well you can iether come in for a coffee or a blow job.i s**t you not.neadless to say i finished late that day.lol. [good she was to]ps her husband never came home again he died in hospital. [bummer]shes moved now what a bummer.

Post by **evilc** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:36

waffler wrote:
trojan wrote: Waffler perhaps the mannequin will be making a guest apperance in the near future if you could get a pink shirt he would look good on a picket li ne
I will Trojan, have to see what 'Man at C&A' have in stock and cruisey there is a hardware shop down the road for the paint
or there is a fake tan place across the road.

:lfo :cfo

You must take some piccies and post them here, would be really funny seeing that on picket line.

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:36

One of the lads I work with has some form of irritable bowel syndrome which means when he is caught short he HAS to go pretty quickly.

He used to get picked up for work by a set of traffic lights by another workmate.

One morning he had to go so he went behind a bus shelter and did his business and came out to see a car pulling away from the traffic lights,so he's running after this car banging on the roof,the car stops so he jumps in the front seat and says " F*cken 'ell thought I was gonna miss ya,I just done a sh*t behind the bus ........."At that point he realised he was in the wrong car and the driver was sat there absolutely terrified of this weirdo jumping in his car.

Still makes me laugh even though it happened years ago

manwithnovan · Post by **manwithnovan** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:44

Here is 2 for ya ( but done by same postie)
His 1st cock up is when we placed 1/2 a breeze block in the bottom of his bag, not only was he 1/2 way round before he discovered it but he brought it back!!!!!!!!

The 2nd one is he used to leave his mail bag at the bottom of long drives, only one day he placed it in a pile of dog s*it, when he returned to the office he still did not notice, by this time it had smeared up his back. How he did not notice i do not know but the smell was unbeleivable

By the way his nickname is DOPEY

madelin4 · Post by **madelin4** » 26 Jun 2007, 12:33

gasandproud wrote:johno,reminds me when i first started was delivering to a house where i had to go round the side of the house face[turn ] left and caught something moving in the corner of my eye,i turned to look and there was a 16 or 17 year old kid with his cacks round his knees pulling like a good un.he turned real quick and just staired at me, pulled his cacks up and ran in to the kitchen from that day on the curtains were allways shut,funny thing was he wasnt watching a porn cd or anything but richard and judy.lol so iether wierd taste in women or he was gay.ive also had a customer and i swear this is true. ask me straight up front are you married,i nearly fell of my bike.i sort of muttered not married but live with someone.she said well if you ever fancy going out for a drink you know where i live.2 or 3 weeks later i found out her husband was terminally ill.2 or 3 weeks after that she came to her door and said would i like to come in.i asked what for with a smile ,i couldnt believe my response. but hers was even more surprising. .well you can iether come in for a coffee or a blow job.i s**t you not.neadless to say i finished late that day.lol. [good she was to]ps her husband never came home again he died in hospital. [bummer]shes moved now what a bummer.

and your poor girlfriend knows nout about it!shame on you gasandproud...

dillybo_06 · Post by **dillybo_06** » 26 Jun 2007, 17:03

I once got mounted by a huge black lab...............mind you, it was the best offer I'd had for ages!!

Post by **Carnoustie** » 26 Jun 2007, 17:25

Ruff sex, doggy-style, eh ??

gasandproud · Post by **gasandproud** » 29 Jun 2007, 16:30

madeline if a man aint getting fed at home im afraid he goes to the cafe.lol

dillybo_06 · Post by **dillybo_06** » 13 Jul 2007, 21:08

[/quote]although i only still laugh at the hitler of a line manager who recently fell over delivering a cut off and broke his foot. he had to drive 6 miles back to the office as there was no phone signal. He now has to wear a metal thing on the bottom of his shoe. clack clack you can now here him coming. fantastic early warning system for us.[/quote]

Couldn't have happened to a bigger bstard either!

ROYALMAILCHAT

AND A FUNNY THING HAPPEND TO ME WAS______

Mannequin

Love it....

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