Stuff you find on streets

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 11 Nov 2007, 19:01

axeman wrote:i found a dim hiding in the bushes

What was he doing there?

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 11 Nov 2007, 19:54

I was covering a duty I'd never done before, a few years ago now. Every day I had mail for a certain address and I never could find it, so killed it of every day when I got back, on the DOM's instructions I hasten to add. Anyway on the last day I was covering the duty, I found this overgrown path under some low branches of some trees and bushes, and guess what I found at the end of the path? Yes the missing house. Another one was walking down a track about a hundred yards long to a house only to be met by the owner who tells me he put a box at the top of the drive, never found that, but I did find a tenner!

mailman71 · Post by **mailman71** » 11 Nov 2007, 20:14

ive been stalked by a snail on my walk

axeman · Post by **axeman** » 11 Nov 2007, 20:57

spying but your not to know that they will try everything to catch you out but i'm well versed in that department so hold no fear of these over zealous pric*s....

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 11 Nov 2007, 22:32

i once found a used condom hanging on a door handle in a block of flats
portable tv that works
the 19 inch monitor that i'm using now
mobile phone in a driveway returned to homeowner
numerous keys in front doors
wallet in street with no name in so the fiver in it got a new home
jack russell dog miles from his home knew where he lived so returned him home got given a nice bottle of wine next day as a thank you
2 seater settee luckily i was driving a sherpa at the time
2 rabbit hutches used but as new
quite a bit of money over the years
also lots of empty embassy fag packets as you could save the pack fronts and exchange them for gifts
a sleeping prostitute in a block of flats(no i didnt take advantage of her)

P739 · Post by **P739** » 12 Nov 2007, 16:20

A dead junkie in a block of flats...thought he was just sleeping so just stepped over him.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 12 Nov 2007, 17:18

One of the posties in my office stepped over a pipe bomb which was in the middle of the footpath (it was live but had failed to detonate), bomb squad called out road closed down, a little bit of excitement for everyone.

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 12 Nov 2007, 17:20

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:One of the posties in my office stepped over a pipe bomb which was in the middle of the footpath (it was live but had failed to detonate), bomb squad called out road closed down, a little bit of excitement for everyone.

Where do you live? Beiruit?

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 12 Nov 2007, 17:30

majeed wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:One of the posties in my office stepped over a pipe bomb which was in the middle of the footpath (it was live but had failed to detonate), bomb squad called out road closed down, a little bit of excitement for everyone.
Where do you live? Beiruit?

It was a UDA pipe bomb they were just trying to put it beyond use

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 12 Nov 2007, 17:42

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
majeed wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:One of the posties in my office stepped over a pipe bomb which was in the middle of the footpath (it was live but had failed to detonate), bomb squad called out road closed down, a little bit of excitement for everyone.
Where do you live? Beiruit?

It was a UDA pipe bomb they were just trying to put it beyond use

Thats the sort of Association we want working in Royal Mail.

CMA pass the crap on

UDA don't take any.

yorkie · Post by **yorkie** » 13 Nov 2007, 22:11

BAG FULL OF SKUNK IN A PETROL STATION..HIGH AS A KITE THAT NIGHT.

OH BY THE WAY I SEE A LOT OF USED CONDOMS ON A IND EST ON MY ROUND IS THAT ANY GOOD ?

hackedoff · Post by **hackedoff** » 14 Nov 2007, 16:06

Found my girlfriend on my old delivery. More choosy at signings now......

shaunyr · Post by **shaunyr** » 14 Nov 2007, 17:20

glenfiddich wrote:i once found a used condom hanging on a door handle in a block of flats
portable tv that works
the 19 inch monitor that i'm using now
mobile phone in a driveway returned to homeowner
numerous keys in front doors
wallet in street with no name in so the fiver in it got a new home
jack russell dog miles from his home knew where he lived so returned him home got given a nice bottle of wine next day as a thank you
2 seater settee luckily i was driving a sherpa at the time
2 rabbit hutches used but as new
quite a bit of money over the years
also lots of empty embassy fag packets as you could save the pack fronts and exchange them for gifts
a sleeping prostitute in a block of flats(no i didnt take advantage of her)

One of these days you will get caught .......see crime watch

shaunyr · Post by **shaunyr** » 14 Nov 2007, 18:29

i once found a woman with a broken leg she.d fallen off some steps trimming her bush .still got Â£25 voucher for helping

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 14 Nov 2007, 18:32

shaunyr wrote:i once found a woman with a broken leg she.d fallen off some steps trimming her bush .still got Â£25 voucher for helping

She should not be trimming her bush in public any way!

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