ALL MEMBERS:VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:PLEASE READ.

Post by **POSTMAN** » 24 Aug 2007, 23:37

I-POSTIE where ya been geeze,top notch again,and on the button.
You know what's gonna happen now don't ya,there's gonna be anarchy on here now

But you're the f***ing man

Oh and top avatar

BELIAL · Post by **BELIAL** » 25 Aug 2007, 00:08

Perceptive, succinct ,powerful and accurate,But may i suggest you take a lead from Fozzies managerial presentation style. Double space the lines, makes it more digestible\resonant

CALLSIGN98 · Post by **CALLSIGN98** » 07 Sep 2007, 16:56

I know this might be slightly off the thread but some time ago a Plymouth MDEC keyer started a Keyers website the keyer has since left the MDEC but it appears that around the time the keyer left the Website was purchased by a senior manager for an undisclosed amount so that it could be closed down.

Wonder why? could it have been because some (or most) of the posts were hitting a bit too close to home? Or then again perhaps there were other reasons

BEWARE - Big Brother is watching you (he may even be working alongside you)

lovejoy · Post by **lovejoy** » 07 Sep 2007, 18:13

CALLSIGN98 wrote:I know this might be slightly off the thread but some time ago a Plymouth MDEC keyer started a Keyers website the keyer has since left the MDEC but it appears that around the time the keyer left the Website was purchased by a senior manager for an undisclosed amount so that it could be closed down.

Wonder why? could it have been because some (or most) of the posts were hitting a bit too close to home? Or then again perhaps there were other reasons

BEWARE - Big Brother is watching you (he may even be working alongside you)

I think we're all aware that we have 'company' on this site. Sometimes it seems the truth hurts. Long live RMC

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » 08 Sep 2007, 00:23

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I-POSTIE · Post by **I-POSTIE** » 08 Sep 2007, 12:57

http://www.peoplemanagement.co.uk/pm/ar ... ittothetop

â€˜Good leaders inspire others, sharing passion for the task, showing respect and avoiding imagined omniscience (scaring subordinates from speaking out). Under pressure, itâ€™s easy to forget such â€œpractical wisdomâ€

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:19

"Allan Leightonâ€™s preferred message from this little insight in his book is that successful leaders laugh at themselves"

Go for it Al! Every time you appear on the box in your clowns outfit, you make everyone else laugh at you so you might as well laugh along!

This is where the likes of Hitler and Stalin missed out. If only they had read Allan's book things might have been so different!

"Oh crap! The bloody allies have landed in Normandy when I thought they were going to land further north! Aren't I stupid Rommel old pal?"
"Ja! You're as cracked as Hess, but at least you've got a sense of humour mien Fuhrer!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Thank goodness for Allan Leighton's book. It's funnier than 'Mein Kampf.' Now go and commit suicide and we'll say no more about it!"

"So Molotov, did you send for Trotsky and ask him if he will return from exile to help run our ailing economy?"
"No Friend of the Workers, I didn't! When you said "Pick Trotsky", I thought you meant something entirly different and send that Mercarder chap to Mexico to kill him!"
"You soft sod Molotov! Here we are - millions bloody starving, up to our arses in snow and fake bleeding hieresses to the Romanov throne, millions of frigging peasants wondering why they are worse off now than they were before I took over, and you kill the one man with any idea of how to start a bleeding tractor! Pass me that copy of Allan Leighton's book and we'll have a good laugh at ourselves while I organise your show trial."
"Nice one Joe! Ha, ha, ha!"

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:23

CLASSIC..

OUT

:lfo

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:27

IWW that was class. As Tommo says

now have a standing ovation

I-POSTIE · Post by **I-POSTIE** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:36

Top post IWW. Iam so glad that you do not suffer from "imagined omniscience."

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:37

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:IWW that was class. As Tommo says now have a standing ovation

CORRRR there aint arf some ugly kids about!!!!

Where u get em from TBT's???

Given me the willys them lot!!!

OUT

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:40

It was a family reunion they are all mine - can I palm a few off

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:43

I-POSTIE wrote:Top post IWW. Iam so glad that you do not suffer from "imagined omniscience."

Well, I wouldn't want to be seen walking around Asda shouting at the staff just because they've moved the custard creams to where the digestives used to be.

But when it comes to raising a laugh on here, you're the man I-POSTIE!

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 08 Sep 2007, 13:43

TBT's bloody norrah you get about abit doncha!!!!

Saucepans of all colours shapes and sizes... You dont mind where you put it do ya pal....?

Well I will pass on the offer tho as im ... er..... err.....

errrrrrr....

tadaarr!!! OUT

I-POSTIE · Post by **I-POSTIE** » 08 Sep 2007, 14:07

That which I am wondering is: Has Al had to admit that he has "SCREWED UP!" once again?
Seems to me RM was on the same course as ASDA

ROYALMAILCHAT

ALL MEMBERS:VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:PLEASE READ.

Shame you aint got a sense of humour IWW...

Sodding ell!!!