Offices 'officially' in trouble?

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Chew Stoke SUDO (BS39 and BS40)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

Chew on that!

[ted_e_bear]

Wow, so apart from one office in the whole of the UK everything is just fine.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

Achtung Auchterarder!

[Jpro747]

How the F is our office not on the list. Every duty failed today and most of the blocks on the rmtv screen are red.

[POSTMAN]

We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here - no offices listed today.

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Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

Zero, zilch, zip, nil, nought, nothing, f**k all.

[k979aaa]

We need evidence but not incriminating of course!

[sixfoottwo]

Get the fudge out of here, Zero

[VeteranBitterPostie]

Got to love this blantant Bull S*** lying.

[Mr Rush]

Every duty failed today and most of the blocks on the rmtv screen are red.

Our screen stopped working so we can only visually estimate how bad things are. Per the metric, most of the country could be failing 29.99% of DPs every day without appearing on the list.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Westhill DO (AB13, AB14 and AB32)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

1-After 1 there is 2-then you buckle your shoe.

[POSTMAN]

We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here - no offices listed today.

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Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).


Depending on the context, there may be different words used for the number zero, or the concept of zero. For the simple notion of lacking, the words "nothing" and "none" are often used. Sometimes, the word "nought" or "naught" is used and f**k all.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Hampstead DO (NW3)

2.)Winterbourne DO (BS36)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

It is the smallest and only even prime number. Because it forms the basis of a duality, it has religious and spiritual significance in many cultures.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Winterbourne DO (BS36)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

The glyph used today in the Western world to represent the number 1, a vertical line, often with a serif at the top and sometimes a short horizontal line at the bottom, traces its roots back to the Brahmic script of ancient India, where it was a simple vertical line. It was transmitted to Europe via the Maghreb and Andalusia during the Middle Ages, through scholarly works written in Arabic.

[POSTMAN]

We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here - no offices listed today.

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Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO).

[Nickvilla20]

I miss Sandhurst been on the list.