Best/Worse smells on walks

goldy · Post by **goldy** » 06 Jul 2020, 19:21

Deliver to cabinet makers is nice the smell of wood beeswax and shellac, Sausage and onions cooking is good, and curry. Worst is dirty nappies mixed with fags or weed (and other drugs) plus general dirty homes.

Post by **CPTNemoUK** » 09 Jul 2020, 16:29

Ozcabsmangan wrote:People eating bananas on my round they are just minging, I hate bananas with a passion
Best smell is curry

With you on that one. I hate everything about a banana. Smell taste texture. The things need abolishing from this planet

krussel · Post by **krussel** » 10 Jul 2020, 17:48

Best. Fresh cut grass. The smell after you get a heavy shower of rain in the summer. Delivering to flats above a chippy.

Worse. Yes the heavy weed smell (worse in lockdown). Smelly green bin day. Rotten maggoty bin bags left in summer heat for 2 weeks. Yuk.

FirstPost · Post by **FirstPost** » 10 Jul 2020, 19:45

multiple nappies left in the porch on a sweltering summers day

postslippete · Post by **postslippete** » 10 Jul 2020, 22:48

Woody Guthrie wrote:
Ozcabsmangan wrote:People eating bananas on my round they are just minging
Did you know that women in China are banned from eating bananas in an erotic manner.

I guess that means you have to eat them sideways.

Thought they ate everything with chopsticks??

Interested-seeker · Post by **Interested-seeker** » 15 Jul 2020, 18:53

Worst: Bin lorries, dog poo and wee, rotting food, cigarette smoke, bonfires and vomit.

Best: Freshly cut grass, roast dinners, logfires, and flowers.

PostmanBitesDog · Post by **PostmanBitesDog** » 15 Jul 2020, 20:17

Best: Freshly cut grass.

Worst: Freshly cut grass while suffering from hay fever.

Dindin · Post by **Dindin** » 16 Jul 2020, 20:23

The pollen in nice gardens is unbearable on a hot day.

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 16 Jul 2020, 20:32

I have a few streets that smell like the best Indian restaurant in the world.

PostmanBitesDog · Post by **PostmanBitesDog** » 16 Jul 2020, 21:13

I'm thinking of spraying some deodorant like Old Spice, Lynx or Axe on the inside of my face mask so that I can walk along my loops and say, "Mmmm... That's the best smell I've experienced in months."

Dindin · Post by **Dindin** » 17 Jul 2020, 16:35

PostmanBitesDog wrote:I'm thinking of spraying some deodorant like Old Spice, Lynx or Axe on the inside of my face mask so that I can walk along my loops and say, "Mmmm... That's the best smell I've experienced in months."

that's the equivalent of glue sniffing.

PostmanBitesDog · Post by **PostmanBitesDog** » 17 Jul 2020, 19:32

Dindin wrote:
PostmanBitesDog wrote:I'm thinking of spraying some deodorant like Old Spice, Lynx or Axe on the inside of my face mask so that I can walk along my loops and say, "Mmmm... That's the best smell I've experienced in months."
that's the equivalent of glue sniffing.

That might make the job less boring.