Stuff you find on streets

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 10 Nov 2007, 23:34

Gardenellaa n Mobileitius????? WOT???

U eaten anymore of them Alan Titmarsh books again.. He's a Northern Monkey as well aint he...? Ur neck of the woods...

Or is it latin??? Ohh i know its short for CRABS N HERPES AINT IT???

Or is that the flowers again??? I DUNNO....

OUT

davidessex · Post by **davidessex** » 11 Nov 2007, 12:45

L Tommo wrote:
simply_the_best wrote:I found a used syringe in a box once when doing a collection

.. SHITE.. (men and womens)

tommo, how the hell do you know which sex the shite came from............... unless you watched them !!!!

axeman · Post by **axeman** » 11 Nov 2007, 12:53

i found a dim hiding in the bushes

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 11 Nov 2007, 12:55

stuartG81 · Post by **stuartG81** » 11 Nov 2007, 12:56

a nice shiny Â£1 coin at the gate to someones garden this was just after our last strike, and i'd been paid certainly boosted my wages that week i tell you

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 11 Nov 2007, 13:08

I#ve found quite a few fivers and tenners over the years, and twice I've found twenty pound notes. It used to be the rule that cash found on delivery had to be handed to the manager. That might have changed since I started in 1980, but my mate found a fiver and handed it to the manager and never heard of it again. Personally, I hand them to the police station just in case it's someones last few bob, but so far, they've never been claimed and I've had them given to me. I found a little RC medal once, which was never claimed, and not being a Catholic, I gave that to a woman on my delivery who was. I also found a book about killer whales and a piece of crystal glass.

i love mail sort · Post by **i love mail sort** » 11 Nov 2007, 13:34

some guy in our office found a 50 pound note on someone drive way knocked on the door and gave it back, woman said it must of been her husband who dropped it.

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 11 Nov 2007, 13:46

i love mail sort wrote:some guy in our office found a 50 pound note on someone drive way knocked on the door and gave it back, woman said it must of been her husband who dropped it.

Or it blew there.

kinmad4it · Post by **kinmad4it** » 11 Nov 2007, 15:18

Used tampon on a doorstep, a plucked dead chicken hanging from a front door knob. Had the usual assortment of dirty kex and half eaten food while emptying the head office box on nights. Also caught one bloke having a tug as I looked in through in his wondow to see if anyone was in as I had a packet for him, noticed what was on the telly and was then greeted at the door by a rather sheepish looking man wearing a dressing gown and leaning forward to disguise his arousal.
But the best ever was while walking down this particular road I noticed a police car outside but couldn't see anything as the car was obscuring my view. As I got nearer I saw why the police had been called. Lined up on the garden wall were 3 pigs heads, and along the garden path were another 2.

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 11 Nov 2007, 15:27

kinmad4it wrote:Used tampon on a doorstep, a plucked dead chicken hanging from a front door knob. Had the usual assortment of dirty kex and half eaten food while emptying the head office box on nights. Also caught one bloke having a tug as I looked in through in his wondow to see if anyone was in as I had a packet for him, noticed what was on the telly and was then greeted at the door by a rather sheepish looking man wearing a dressing gown and leaning forward to disguise his arousal.
But the best ever was while walking down this particular road I noticed a police car outside but couldn't see anything as the car was obscuring my view. As I got nearer I saw why the police had been called. Lined up on the garden wall were 3 pigs heads, and along the garden path were another 2.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 11 Nov 2007, 16:18

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
borderscot wrote:
k979aaa wrote:
borderscot wrote:I once found a pigeon's head in the post box also a pair of used knickers.
How could you tell they we used? [/quote

there was a conspicuous stain in a strategic area oh plus there was a strong smell of fish
Gardnerella and Mobiluncus bacteria are the culprits

Yes these two :cfo & :lfo !.

Post by **Lounge Lizard** » 11 Nov 2007, 17:42

Nothing much except dog turds and uneven paving slabs.

Regal · Post by **Regal** » 11 Nov 2007, 18:02

Security pass for a cleaner on a airline company. i still have it now.
a pound coin . or was that my wages

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 11 Nov 2007, 18:54

davidessex wrote:
L Tommo wrote:
simply_the_best wrote:I found a used syringe in a box once when doing a collection
.. SHITE.. (men and womens)

tommo, how the hell do you know which sex the shite came from............... unless you watched them !!!!

Its all in the smell... Blokes = beer n curry.. Birds= chocolate n wine...

EASY!!!

DOGS = CHUM...

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 11 Nov 2007, 18:59

L Tommo wrote:...DOGS = CHUM...

- that's what did it for me!

ROYALMAILCHAT

Stuff you find on streets

TBT'S

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Very funny so far...

Hilarious

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