tips on getting quicker?

[taurus88]

I knew you were a terrier, but that's taking it a bit too far, isn't it? How do you do it without the lino seeing you?

[maninred]

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[bunkerland]

Attatch a speedometer to your body and try to maintain a consistant velocity of no less than 4 mph when not delivering,give yourself some incentives,like pretending you're Keanu Reeves in the movie"Speed" and will spontaneously combust when/if falling below this standard!

Please note the 4mph has been approved by a marine fitness instructor and by Billy Hayes in a 100 yard dash when he saw the pieshop was closing!

Good luck!

[Dorset Plodder]

Good one Bunkerland I'm sure RM would fit them if they could. Always pisses me off when they don't take into consideration how long it takes to write out a 739 for all those assholes who order something and are never in!

The other day I had the usual ring..knock..ring..knock..ring...knock...(writing all the time) posted the 739 walked away down one flight of stairs and.."Hello did you have a parcel for me?" "I've been knocking on your door for the last 5 minutes", "Sorry I didn't hear you". Made the bastard walk down to collect the parcel, so I feel I won the moral argument !

However I SHOULD have been maintaining the 4 m.p.h. average! My Arse.