DGP1 wrote:I'm just trying to widen the circle of my friends
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Christma eve,many years ago.I was clearing the last of the parcels out of the office in my van.When i came upon a box from PABO which had split open,it contained a big strap on dildo.I knocked on the door and a big fat knacker answered,saw the box and smiled like a cheshire cat and gave a big thank you.Anyway i bet he had a nice christmas being bursted up the brown eye by his mrs.Anymore turkey anyone.
jaylime wrote:Christma eve,many years ago.I was clearing the last of the parcels out of the office in my van.When i came upon a box from PABO which had split open,it contained a big strap on dildo.I knocked on the door and a big fat knacker answered,saw the box and smiled like a cheshire cat and gave a big thank you.Anyway i bet he had a nice christmas being bursted up the brown eye by his mrs.Anymore turkey anyone.
fishtank wrote:
It was a set of mattress restraints.
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though
Send them to me mother, I'll try them on the wife, once she's asleep of course
In truth I had to look them up on the internet and I thought they were quite expensive - what 's wrong with a washing line from Morrisons?
It's too thin. It'd leave marks.
Don't knock Insanity
it's just another outlook on Reality!
fishtank wrote:
It was a set of mattress restraints.
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though
Send them to me mother, I'll try them on the wife, once she's asleep of course
In truth I had to look them up on the internet and I thought they were quite expensive - what 's wrong with a washing line from Morrisons?
It's too thin. It'd leave marks.
Well they'd soon wear off and anyway who else would be there to see? - hang on a mo Andy you're not suggesting exhibitionism are you?
Do these companies deliberately use flimsy packaging? I remember a package like that bursting open at my DO, we were able to re-seal the box with tape though, I was tempted to get a black marker pen and write "Vibrator and Porn DVDS" on the side.
fishtank wrote:
It was a set of mattress restraints.
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though
Send them to me mother, I'll try them on the wife, once she's asleep of course
In truth I had to look them up on the internet and I thought they were quite expensive - what 's wrong with a washing line from Morrisons?
It's too thin. It'd leave marks.
Well they'd soon wear off and anyway who else would be there to see? - hang on a mo Andy you're not suggesting exhibitionism are you?
No. Just that people might see your wrists afterwards, particularly in this hot weather.
Don't knock Insanity
it's just another outlook on Reality!
fishtank wrote:
It was a set of mattress restraints.
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though
Send them to me mother, I'll try them on the wife, once she's asleep of course
In truth I had to look them up on the internet and I thought they were quite expensive - what 's wrong with a washing line from Morrisons?
It's too thin. It'd leave marks.
Well they'd soon wear off and anyway who else would be there to see? - hang on a mo Andy you're not suggesting exhibitionism are you?
No. Just that people might see your wrists afterwards, particularly in this hot weather.
Had a strap on last week,didn't know nothing about it till a PHG told me after i had to 739 it.
Apparently the box had been damaged and they taped it up.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
POSTMAN wrote:Had a strap on last week,didn't know nothing about it till a PHG told me after i had to 739 it.
Apparently the box had been damaged and they taped it up.
When you say you had a strap on last week..................... oh it was in the package, right
POSTMAN wrote:Had a strap on last week,didn't know nothing about it till a PHG told me after i had to 739 it.
Apparently the box had been damaged and they taped it up.
When you say you had a strap on last week..................... oh it was in the package, right
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
POSTMAN wrote:Had a strap on last week,didn't know nothing about it till a PHG told me after i had to 739 it.
Apparently the box had been damaged and they taped it up.
When you say you had a strap on last week..................... oh it was in the package, right
FFS just leave it for me under the box at the corner of the door
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
I would have thought you would have been more discreet DG - now everyone will know just how close we are!
