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Posties Arse

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
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:Very Happy First of all ,we have D.G.P& DV canoodling on the boards--now TBT and Motherhuubard--ain't life sweet!
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This does appear to be a particular male problem. I don't see any of the regular female posters suffering from "posties arse".
Perhaps the advice to have a wax down there might be good advice.
Or is it perhaps because you don't wipe your bottom properly?
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:Very Happy That's what I though all along--but was too polite to say!
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Post by chunk »

Bit of a sexist post methinks
all men are dirty ergh!
as a female
your not carrying an extra male sack :whistle

thigh rub(chaffing) used to be my prob when i was carrying a bit of surplus weight
ok for a long time now since I lost a bit.
a colleague he occasionally used to get heat rash under his arms .
neither of us gorillas who don't take a bath.
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chunk wrote:Bit of a sexist post methinks
all men are dirty ergh!
as a female
your not carrying an extra male sack :whistle

thigh rub(chaffing) used to be my prob when i was carrying a bit of surplus weight
ok for a long time now since I lost a bit.
a colleague he occasionally used to get heat rash under his arms .
neither of us gorillas who don't take a bath.
TBF I don't think MH said all men were dirty. She just suggested Posties arse might be due to some men not wiping their bottom properly.
It might be a front to back thing.
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Nah, despite what you may think, D2D's really aren't suitable for this 'job'.

Use toilet tissue or, better still, get a bidet out of first line fix money.
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First line fix!
Those were the days...
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I know someone who, having to use a rural toilet while needing a number 2 and discovering there was no toilet roll, used the bog brush to wipe his arse...

And I've never suffered with Posties arse, and my hygiene and other practices are no different to the majority of women so I think it may be just down to how sweaty your bottom gets and the clothing you're wearing.

I still think that loose fitting cotton clothing "down there" is better as it allows the air to circulate (escape?!) and if you suffer from hungry bum syndrome, then the extra clothing acts as a barrier to chafing. :chuckle
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It's not just round there I've got scaley skin. :sad: and nothing seems to cure it :sad:
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Lounge Lizard wrote:It's not just round there I've got scaley skin. :sad: and nothing seems to cure it :sad:
Trip to the Doctors methinks!

It may be a form of eczema. I suffer from heat triggered eczema (not on my arse!!) and come up in little blisters on my fingers, backs of my hands, up my arms, chest and back. Sometimes on my neck and face but only if it gets hot for more than a few days. I'm just glad it's cooled down again now. Lord knows what I'm going to be like if it's a hot summer as predicted. I get very warm just doing my round without the weather making it worse!
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Lounge Lizard wrote:It's not just round there I've got scaley skin. :sad: and nothing seems to cure it :sad:
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Aprilaydee wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:It's not just round there I've got scaley skin. :sad: and nothing seems to cure it :sad:
Trip to the Doctors methinks!

It may be a form of eczema. I suffer from heat triggered eczema (not on my arse!!) and come up in little blisters on my fingers, backs of my hands, up my arms, chest and back. Sometimes on my neck and face but only if it gets hot for more than a few days. I'm just glad it's cooled down again now. Lord knows what I'm going to be like if it's a hot summer as predicted. I get very warm just doing my round without the weather making it worse!
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Sounds like you have Sun Rash April. Luckily these past few years I've not suffered with it, but this week I've started getting the symptoms and I'm on A/L so not even out in the sun. The other year my arms were covered in 1000's of small blisters I ended up having to go to hospital and having treatment. So I'm dreading this summer now the symptoms are back.
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Post by krussel »

Aprilaydee wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:It's not just round there I've got scaley skin. :sad: and nothing seems to cure it :sad:
Trip to the Doctors methinks!

It may be a form of eczema. I suffer from heat triggered eczema (not on my arse!!) and come up in little blisters on my fingers, backs of my hands, up my arms, chest and back. Sometimes on my neck and face but only if it gets hot for more than a few days. I'm just glad it's cooled down again now. Lord knows what I'm going to be like if it's a hot summer as predicted. I get very warm just doing my round without the weather making it worse!

Hey i get the same and i ve suffered for years in the hot weather, now its cooling down my skin will dry out and can itch like hell :sad: :sad:

Do you use anything to ease it ? :nervous
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