farting at work

[foger]

I've been holding it for over 20 years. I'm going down Westminster next week so I can let it Rip.

[lazyjack]

Anyone s**t themselves whilst on their round? No not me but i did once pish ma troosers Thank god i was soaked through to the skin so no one noticed it

[lazyjack]

Anyone s**t themselves whilst on their round? No not me but i did once pish ma troosers Thank god i was soaked through to the skin so no one noticed it

to be fair mate how did u pish urself? why didnt u just get yer cook oot n let it out

Too many people about and nowhere realy to go, So there was nothing else for it lol

[lazyjack]

God knows what i'm going to do when they extend the delivery times

[Sick Postie]

Imagine what it is like for us females, at least men can go behind a tree we can't and so few walks have toilets on them. I know at times especially when it's cold I've been bursting by the time I get back to the office and running to get to the toilets.

[opgpat]

Don't worry love, these litle beauties are being rolled out nationally in Spring 2010 to coincide with the introduction of 5hr deliveries. Quite decent of them I think you'll agree.

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[Sick Postie]

lmao, I need one of them now laughing so much at the thought of it. Please don't give RM ideas like that.

A few years back it was decided that the toilets had to be ventilated so they cut a massive hole in the door and I mean it was basically the bottom half of the door and replace it with a metal grill. Now the problem is that there is only one female toilet and the men walk past this door to get to their toilets so they hear everything

[westlondonpostie]

Best place has got to be the lift , timed just right as you walk out and a load of office staff get in!

[eian687]

Anyone s**t themselves whilst on their round? No not me but i did once pish ma troosers Thank god i was soaked through to the skin so no one noticed it

not here but i do remember years ago at a different office to where i am now a Cadet was caught short and had a crap in someones garden, was seen by the owner who phoned office and said cadet was sent out to clean up after himself.................he still denies it to this day

[Exrep]

OPGPAT not as comprehensive as your portable toilet as it doesnt come with the daily paper, but this defo must be the way forward in R/M with 5hr beats planned a bog in a bag what more can we ask for......... Never be caught short again

[Jack Mehoff]

any more fart chat?

i was doing a big greasy fart the other day in stairs and then i heard a door opening and they came right into the waft of shite.

Don't lie!! We all know it was your breath!!!

[Exrep]

Gingervitis springs to mind

[foger]

There's nothing like knocking on someones door when 5 pound of sludge is about to blow ya gasket. The managers ought to try that one (marvelous)

[opgpat]

i don't mind jumping into the odd out of the way bush to dump a butt-load and have done it a few times over the years believe me! Used to have to wipe with some leaves or just not bother but now that we have the DSA mail that problem is long gone.

[DGP1]

lmao, I need one of them now laughing so much at the thought of it. Please don't give RM ideas like that.

A few years back it was decided that the toilets had to be ventilated so they cut a massive hole in the door and I mean it was basically the bottom half of the door and replace it with a metal grill. Now the problem is that there is only one female toilet and the men walk past this door to get to their toilets so they hear everything

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