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[TopperGas]

I've had vans with handbrakes that didn't work - as in pulled all the way up and no resistance.

Others with diesel fumes coming through the fresh air vents. Upon trying to open the drivers window, it fell down and couldn't be raised again.(this in February)

I once broke down in three separate vans in one day.

Most common are vans that locked themselves with the keys in the ignition, when you've just gone to the back doors. (Reported to manager who reprimanded me for leaving the keys in the van).
Mainly this happens because the blippers are faulty and held together with elastic bands and red stickers.

If you all got stopped by the police - RM will sack you all to cover their own backs

I doubt the police would be interested, they only seem interested if you have an accident and the tyre threads are below the legal requirement.

[eviljack]

I once broke down in three separate vans in one day.

At least you kept your chin up in the office.

Yeah I'm a real trooper.