smokerjim wrote:
Well, I'm no Sweaty and I know who he is ( ok, I tend to keep an eye on UK politics.....but I couldn't tell you one thing he's done for Scotland, except that he led Labour to defeat against the SNP )
Smoking ban was his....smokerjim.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
smokerjim wrote:
Well, I'm no Sweaty and I know who he is ( ok, I tend to keep an eye on UK politics.....but I couldn't tell you one thing he's done for Scotland, except that he led Labour to defeat against the SNP )
Smoking ban was his....smokerjim.
Feck! Mazza! What's his bleeding addy....I want a word in his shell like ( not least the fact he gave Tony & his chums carte blanche to ruin the rest of the UK ) and maybe he'll have Bertie Ahern's address, and he might have Rudy Guliani's too ( you can see where I'm going with this vendetta )
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
We had a lad come to our DO when it snowed last year who delivers on a rural just outside Maidstone in Kent, Kelly Brook is one of his customers the lucky bugger.
Gills_Postie wrote:We had a lad come to our DO when it snowed last year who delivers on a rural just outside Maidstone in Kent, Kelly Brook is one of his customers the lucky bugger.
It weren't in Bearsted was it? I'd be gutted if it was....I spent my first 3 months in the job over there ( please NOT Bearsted )
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
Gills_Postie wrote:We had a lad come to our DO when it snowed last year who delivers on a rural just outside Maidstone in Kent, Kelly Brook is one of his customers the lucky bugger.
It weren't in Bearsted was it? I'd be gutted if it was....I spent my first 3 months in the job over there ( please NOT Bearsted )
Jim, she used to live at Lenham, until she split up with Billy Zane.
Ross Kemp used to live in Bearsted
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Gills_Postie wrote:We had a lad come to our DO when it snowed last year who delivers on a rural just outside Maidstone in Kent, Kelly Brook is one of his customers the lucky bugger.
It weren't in Bearsted was it? I'd be gutted if it was....I spent my first 3 months in the job over there ( please NOT Bearsted )
Jim, she used to live at Lenham, until she split up with Billy Zane.
Ross Kemp used to live in Bearsted
That's even worse to know, when I was on the dust, I'd have to go up to the sheltered housing in Lenham from time to time ( after a clear out & that ), and would usually park up on the square to eat lunch from the bakers!!! Ah well, at least she ditched Billy Zane.....I think Statham was stitched up ( but also had a lucky escape ).
As for Ross Kemp...? Meh!
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
The other one i had was John Higgin's parents, hated having a recorded for them, she would keep u at the door for ages, "Do you know who my son is?" Just sign the blooooooody thing!!
clashcityrocker wrote:Once when I was off my meds I thought I was delivering to God.
Would it just be God...or would he/she have a title like Mr God?
Were you delivering something religious or was it just his sky mag?
Also does Jesus live with him?
It was a Recorded Delivery jury citation. Just "God" (court 5)
There was no reply so I returned it to the office (this was before we started 739ing them)
I can't help you with the whereabouts of Jesus. I hope you find him.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
Just because he had a citation, there is no guarantee he would have been chosen to sit on a jury.
During the selection process (and at the very start of the trial) don't you have to tell the clerk if you know any of the accused or any details of the case.
Being omniscient God would have to disqualify himself.
So if God was on the jury, any decent legal team would be able to argue for a mistrial.
How far off topic are we?
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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