A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
For if they don't then our Leader Ward
Should fall heavily upon his sword
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Sorry,can i just jump in,this will go on a page in the new stylee site we're working on,so apart from keeping it clean-ish,carry on the good work.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
For if they don't then our Leader Ward
Should fall heavily upon his sword
24 hour contracts makes them all flock
why has this job gone all to cock?
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
For if they don't then our Leader Ward
Should fall heavily upon his sword
24 hour contracts makes them all flock
why has this job gone all to cock?
Job & finish
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L Tommo
- Posts: 3165
- Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
- Gender: Male
- Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
For if they don't then our Leader Ward
Should fall heavily upon his sword
24 hour contracts makes them all flock
why has this job gone all to cock?
To Cock you say? I must agree,
We flog our guts For Queen and Country
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
For if they don't then our Leader Ward
Should fall heavily upon his sword
24 hour contracts makes them all flock
why has this job gone all to cock?
To Cock you say? I must agree,
We flog our guts For Queen and Country
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Dynamo 2
- Posts: 69
- Joined: 19 Oct 2007, 14:26
- Gender: Female
- Location: surfing the net!
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:44,am
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:44,am
Job & finish
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
Job & finish
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TrueBlueTerrier
- FORUM ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 72594
- Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
- Gender: Male
- Location: On my couch
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
All post by me in Green are Admin Posts.
Any post in any other colour is my own responsibility.
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My sharing of news articles should not be interpreted as an endorsement or condemnation of any particular viewpoint or the issues presented. I share them solely for informational purposes.
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L Tommo
- Posts: 3165
- Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
- Gender: Male
- Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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brothermagrew
- Posts: 3015
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: Shares a border with England to the south.
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
Job & finish
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brothermagrew
- Posts: 3015
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: Shares a border with England to the south.
A postmans day is not much fun
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
To finish on time, you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
Has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
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POSTMAN
- SITE ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 32724
- Joined: 07 Aug 2006, 03:19
- Gender: Male
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
On your bike or on foot.
Don't use your car by hook or by crook.
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
On your bike or on foot.
Don't use your car by hook or by crook.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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- FORUM ADMINISTRATOR
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- Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
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- Location: On my couch
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
On your bike or on foot.
Don't use your car by hook or by crook.
Let the matrix guide your bags
and let us stream the SAGA mags
I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say,"piss yourself and carry on,
It's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets, door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk, he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions, proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't, then our leader Ward
Should fall heavily, on his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock, you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both, across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share i hear you all gasp
All you need to do is hours for them save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
Were not dead yet, up goes a sigh.
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!!
Slip trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM Head of Safety needs a good shooting
You're sure right there mate
They need a good bootin!
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
On your bike or on foot.
Don't use your car by hook or by crook.
Let the matrix guide your bags
and let us stream the SAGA mags
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