MRM.COM : Phil never fails to deliver a parcel (3 years!)

apple · Post by **apple** » 07 Mar 2018, 13:03

we had a guy come in to show all the data on first time packets, he put a rating on your frame, the frame near me was left with "excellent well done" I had to laugh as the twat had left a packet in the blue bin the week before and it went missing nearly loosing his job [lots of OT and sucks the boss off so was ok] just goes to show you can prove out with figures lol

loverman shabba · Post by **loverman shabba** » 07 Mar 2018, 13:13

This kind of postie is the tit managers love. working over for free probably. Probably goes in early for free too

Creditshampoo · Post by **Creditshampoo** » 07 Mar 2018, 13:44

His duty must be tiny

Post by **eastie** » 07 Mar 2018, 13:53

hes most probably one that comes in an hour early and doesn't have a break as well. Also its almost certain he isn't doing a rural or on park and loop

Destiny · Post by **Destiny** » 07 Mar 2018, 15:09

Never failed to deliver a special, not just 3 months but 3 years....yeah ok Phil

cpsteve · Post by **cpsteve** » 07 Mar 2018, 15:45

Is Phil Father Christmas?

Post by **POSTMAN** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:09

MRM you have surpassed yourself with this one!

Post by **eastie** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:30

wonder how many parcels he has left in a " secure" place

wookie · Post by **wookie** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:34

He must book excess, to have SO much time to spend on one parcel is mind blowing.

DGH · Post by **DGH** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:46

There is no way (at least it's vanishingly improbable) that in three years and over multiple deliveries he's never had a special or a foreign signed for parcel where the recipient was not in (he'd be unable to leave either of those items with a neighbour). I could just about believe it, those two sorts of parcels excepted, if he was a regular on one delivery that he's done for a while.

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:49

No wonder he's worked at 4 different delivery offices

No mention of a wife or family in Phils story? Makes sense

GRS · Post by **GRS** » 07 Mar 2018, 16:58

It’s either bullshit or he’s just talked himself out of a job. You can’t leave Specials or ‘foreign sign fors’ with a neighbour - something to do with the insurance on the item becomes null and void if left with another address so it could be bye bye fella if RM find he does this.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 07 Mar 2018, 17:12

The only people who fail for the most part are customers if you order something be in or not in the back garden or have your headphones on or cannot be bothered to get out of bed this is why half the stuff goes back to the office. A lot of neighbours will often refuse as they feel they are being used had one guy threaten me for asking if he would take his next door neighbours parcel kind of put's you off asking anybody again!

joe379 · Post by **joe379** » 07 Mar 2018, 17:22

mattycash wrote:I knock once, count 123 I'm writing the card out, never ever tried a neighbour, my record is 3 full mail sacks, hopefully you piss off the customer that much having to keep turning up @ the office, they'll stop ordering shite off the internet? Wonder if they'll feature me in that publication?

Brilliant! Love this post, made my day!
You are my hero!

danterossetti · Post by **danterossetti** » 07 Mar 2018, 17:33

Absolutely ludicrous. What about the letterboxes with don't deliver to neighbours sticker on?